Adios Roseanne

Adios, Roseanne



Roseanne's racist tweet caused big trouble

So she voiced remorse on the double

     The Trump-loving comic

     Appeared catatonic

Her hit show was tossed to the rubble



In secret she now keeps opinions

But where are Roseanne and her minions?

     Darlene, Dan and Jackie

     Each unemployed lackey

While Rosie's still worth eighty millions






*August 19, 2018
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Wolf Avatar
October 19, 2018 at 12:43 PM
Her hit show AND HER --- tossed to the rubble, and deservedly so... Nice limerick, Carolyn. P.S. Now that I think of it, we're lucky Roseanne is not the First Lady. She seems like the perfect fit for DJT. Can you picture the pitched battles those two would have? --- Better than Liz Taylor and Richard Burton in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf!" ~ Gershon
La France Avatar
October 18, 2018 at 2:23 PM
Carolyn, great limericks. The new show without her was a bit of a flop, they killed her off with an overdose of opiods, lol, apparently she is furious about ~
Beaufort Avatar
October 8, 2018 at 11:53 PM
Love it. There is a lot of anger and hatred which was just waiting for a voice once our president was elected. Fortunately, not everyone is buying into it.
De Beaulieu Avatar
September 18, 2018 at 6:30 PM
Hello Carolyon Devonshire,I also wonder what Darlene,Dan and Jackie are doing now. Have a nice evening my friend,
Tugaff Avatar
September 12, 2018 at 12:44 AM
Congratulations my friend for your wonderful double Limerick. Great job. Ernilando
Babcock Avatar
August 28, 2018 at 7:08 PM
Wonderful limerick Carolyn. Will have to get a note off to you soon. Keep well. love phyl
Allison Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 12:45 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx
Marcum Wong Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 11:30 AM
Brilliantly written Carolyn! Congratulations on your terrific third placement! I hated seeing that show cancelled. I loved seeing the political banter back and forth. I hope you are feeling much better. : )
Dietrich Avatar
August 26, 2018 at 5:28 PM
Outstanding limerick writing, Carolyn. BIG congrats to you. and a fave. I am so sorry for what is happening to you right now in your life. I pray you are getting the help you need.
Gentry Avatar
August 26, 2018 at 1:12 PM
Congratulations.
May Avatar
August 25, 2018 at 1:14 PM
Congrats on your win Carolyn..
Canerdy Avatar
August 25, 2018 at 8:46 AM
CONGRATULATIONS on your well-deserved win! Janice
Kitchin Avatar
August 24, 2018 at 5:52 PM
A clever and fun limerick congratulations on your win in the contest!
Devonshire Avatar
August 25, 2018 at 10:07 AM
Thanks, Tania!
Warrior Avatar
August 20, 2018 at 10:55 PM
Nicely limerick-ed Carolyn...best for a win my friend...double at that...love & light...^WW^
Callus Avatar
August 20, 2018 at 4:39 PM
Yours is a lovely witty double Limerick with a popular topic, Carolyn. Despite everything, Roseanne is laughing all the way to the bank! Hugs // paul
Allison Avatar
August 20, 2018 at 6:38 AM
oh so so clever Carolyn I wrote a clerihew on Roseanne but the contest has not yet been judged ... maybe the 'poet doc' is sick:-) hugs Jan xx
Krutsinger Avatar
August 20, 2018 at 12:49 AM
Carolyn, such a fine limerick! Wow! Great job, my friend.
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