Adam's Lament

Adam mused and stroked his beard saying, "I've really got it made!
All I do is eat and sleep and lie beneath The Tree Of Life for shade!
That is until a couple of weeks ago when God put me in a trance!"
He sayeth, "Loan me a rib to create a wife, your love life to enhance!"

"In one fell swoop unto me He created a lovely lady named Eve!"
I asked, "Why is thy physique so different than mine? - I was so naive!"
"Come hither, big fella" said Eve, "I think we can figure it out!"
That's how the "genesis" of Cain, Abel and Enoch came about!"

"With a wife and kids to support, my problems now began.
I regret to say that is what brought about the eventual fall of man!"
"A sneaky snake talked Eve into eating fruit from The Tree Of Life.
Since that little dido, I and humankind have known nothing but strife!"

"Heretofore, we could romp, play and roam about Eden undressed.
Now, I have to wear scratchy fig leaves that really leave me stressed!"
"Cain is in the hoosegow for a fit of rage and the slaying of his brother.
Why me Lord?  Why this onerous scourge upon me and his mother?"

"On top of all of this, I now have to labor for my daily chow.
Alas, all of mankind must now toil by the sweat of their brow!"
"Folks, I'm sorry for perpetrating such terrible misery in your life.
Truth be told, you can blame that wily snake and my wayward wife!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Placed 4th in Linda-Marie's "Adam In Eden" Contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 6/1/2010 12:43:00 PM
Robert, another written Gem Sir. There is incredible passion and warmth in your writing, and it's a delight to read. Mega congratulations on your win in Linda-Marie's contest >> James
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Date: 5/31/2010 5:16:00 PM
Congrats for 4th place win
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Date: 5/31/2010 4:39:00 PM
Congrats Bob on your winning fourth in my ADAM in Eden contest with this dynamic write.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
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Date: 5/31/2010 7:34:00 AM
Wow! This is both witty and insightful, Bob. Perhaps I should try responding to your poem? Eve should have her own side of the story, don't you think? Love, Carolyn
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Date: 5/26/2010 5:29:00 PM
Great lament there, sir Adam!! Very clever. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 5/24/2010 9:56:00 PM
Great lament, if you had only talked to her. Hoosegow is a jail?? Enjoyed reading your take on this old story. And really liked the rhyming. Well done.
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Date: 5/21/2010 5:27:00 PM
Terrific, Bob. Gonna be hard to beat. Good luck, Buddy.
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Date: 5/21/2010 5:25:00 PM
It's very humorous poem. Quite a new perspective. Good luck
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