Acceleration of Frantic Anticipation

Phone rings, here comes company,
Next week they say, oh, I must hurry.
What should I do first, vacuum or dust;
Where will they sleep, oh the spare room of course.

What shall I plan – a show or dinner?
Oh, the wash needs done, need to water the plants,
The dog needs a bath, and what about the weather?
What shall they wear, tank top or sweater?

My hair is tangling, my head is flying; 
You have plenty of time, sit down, stop trying,
Oh, no, I see that cabinet clutter,
What will they say, and I must utterly,
Go buy some shelf paper – that will take time;
Time I can’t find!

I need a perm and at least a new top;
Tomorrow I’ll use a day to shop!
Oh, now, there’s no time, what shall I do?
I know, I’ll cook a big beef stew.

That will take time to go get food;
Why didn’t I think of that before?
Must make a list and go to the store,
Must have it all done – they’ll be at the door!

But first, I will flop across the bed and snore.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017



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Date: 3/2/2017 2:38:00 PM
LOL this is so cute, I totally get this :D Nice... hope the visit went ok! :D
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Date: 2/26/2017 4:40:00 PM
Haha...Too tired just thinking of all the work you have to do
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Date: 2/25/2017 11:58:00 PM
Ha! Good times.... ; )
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Date: 2/25/2017 5:13:00 PM
..so fun to read! A delightful piece cleverly penned on the 'behind the scenes' action of preparing for company :-) Great title, the last line is fab! blessings, lynn
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