A Witch-Hunting We Will Go

Puritans gather in Congress' hallowed halls, faces glum Trampling truth, blowing horns, banging drums Of blazing envy, wrath, and sloe-eyed sleaze Pelosi-Schumer's moralizing minions on their knees Digging up dirt on disapproved-of nominees Judgment fled to Pandora-box divorce decrees Careful, all you righteous pols, so sure the public will be pleased Most voters care about the economy, not investigative sleaze -- And whenever decent folks flee, the door opens for the military