A Wiggle In Your Old Gazoo
My goal each day is to put a smile on your face
And a wiggle in your old gazoo
Don't ask me where your gazoo is located
I think it sounds naughty, don't you!
Well now that I've got your attention, my friends
Sending you a big whoop whoop!
Bunches of giggles with some love mixed in
At times I even talk about poop!
Censors are always on the alert for my smut
Disguise it with some serious stuff
If you read between the lines you'll find it there
As I sit here typing in the buff!
Hey I just thought of where your gazoo could be
If I can just get by these censors
It's just a bit below the center of your yahoo
And it's held up by your suspenders!
Well, if all of a sudden my name disappears
From the member list on the site
I'll be sitting here lonely, please drop me a line
I promise I'll be really polite!
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