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A Visit To the Gynecologist - Bawdy Limerick Warning

My gyne doctor’s understandin’
The locum I saw was outstandin’
Although he’s retired
His skills are required
He’s happy he still keeps his hand in!

05/20/20

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2020

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May 26, 2020 at 6:08 PM

When I see "Bawdy Limerick Warning" on your site, that is code for "Stop whatever you're doing and check out Jan's hilarious limerick"! This did not disappoint, my friend. I guess this is where I add that every year when I ask the doc for my prostate exam, he gives me the finger! Thanks for the chuckle ~ John

May 27, 2020 at 3:05 PM

lol John, I do write the odd bawdy poem so thought I would do the warning first with this one, yeah we know all about the proctologists finger - we never shake hands with these medics lol:-) hugs Jan xx

May 23, 2020 at 6:57 AM

talk to the hand. LoL ...

May 23, 2020 at 4:58 PM

omg lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

May 21, 2020 at 8:31 PM

Happy I'm not a female, Jan! It's bad enough my proctologist goes anal with me! Thanks for stopping by. Stay safe. / M

May 21, 2020 at 2:17 PM

LOL, had a laugh at this. I hope is well with you all, my friend.

May 23, 2020 at 2:34 PM

I couldn't resist this one Jack and I got the all clear which is even better:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

May 21, 2020 at 1:21 PM

No one can match your wit at writing limericks Jan. I loved this! xxoo

May 23, 2020 at 2:34 PM

Thanks Connie I try and find humour in most thing - my friend Chris wasn't at all surprised I wrote this after my hospital visit lol:-) hugs Jan xx

May 20, 2020 at 10:47 PM

G'day Jan … I wonder what the gynies talk about over a beer when they get together at the end of the day - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay

May 21, 2020 at 7:55 AM

I dread to think Lindsay lol:-)hugs jan xx

May 20, 2020 at 8:55 PM

Does he let his fingers do the walking?! lol. (Old telephone book advertisement jingle in the USA). Funny!!!!! :) gw

May 21, 2020 at 7:55 AM

lol GW very witty comment:-) hugs jan xx

May 20, 2020 at 3:01 PM

ha! very funny, jan! you've nailed this one...

May 20, 2020 at 3:04 PM

Thanks Ilene i started the poem after I saw the gyne specialist last week but have changed it so much from my original and now have finally got it finished to my satisfaction:-) hugs Jan xx

May 20, 2020 at 2:09 PM

lol Jan I needed this today. Thanks for making me smile...

May 20, 2020 at 3:01 PM

Thanks Michael if my silly poems can raise a smile that is the best thing for me:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

May 20, 2020 at 2:02 PM

:))) + :)))

May 20, 2020 at 2:58 PM

:-);-) thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

May 20, 2020 at 1:50 PM

Ha ha Jan, hilarious, you always make me laugh! hugs

May 20, 2020 at 2:57 PM

so glad I made you smile Tania!!:-) hugs Jan xx

May 20, 2020 at 1:28 PM

Clever girl! Well done, indeed! Aloha! Rico

May 21, 2020 at 1:27 PM

I assumed it was Dr. Linda Hand, but was he Pye-eyed? Aloha! Rico

May 20, 2020 at 1:39 PM

Thanks Rico:-) I actually saw my gynecologist who is called Mr Pye but the mind went into overdrive to write a poem on the subject:-) hugs Jan xx

David William Breidenthal

May 20, 2020 at 11:23 AM

This one is hilarious! Thanks for sharing this epic poem!

May 20, 2020 at 1:38 PM

Thanks David, my humour isn't appreciated by some on the site but if I can make others smile my job has been worthwhile:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

May 20, 2020 at 10:11 AM

Oh my goodness. Have to love this one! Chuckle. Chuckle.

May 20, 2020 at 1:38 PM

glad it made you giggle Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph P. DiMino

May 20, 2020 at 9:43 AM

The old adage, find something you enjoy doing, and never work another day in your life. Very uplifting:)

May 20, 2020 at 1:37 PM

thanks Joe:-) hugs Jan xx

May 20, 2020 at 8:59 AM

Lie back and think of England lol. Just another day at the office for them. Tom

May 20, 2020 at 9:24 AM

lol Tom, The week before I saw the breast specialist to check out a lump - it was the same guy who operated on me a couple of years ago.. no wonder he is always smiling must be a dream job feeling boobies lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 20, 2020 at 8:40 AM

LOL!!!!! I'm howling over here! LOVE IT!!!! You da best Jan. big hugs! xomo

May 20, 2020 at 8:49 AM

I saw my own Gyne doc just over a week ago - got the all clear:-) wrote the basis of this silly poem but struggled to get it right but I'm now happy to post it - bawdy yes but what a giggle:-) hugs Jan xx

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