A Trite Nihilistic Occasion - Part One

This doodling Yankee (boot noah dandy) doth newt lack chutzpah, tries to finagle Fitbit fitting figurative footwear, that ideally Fitzhugh like custom made glove snugly, terrifically, unequivocally matching, thence handily solving Finger hut issue, when or if arctic blasts cold doggedly enveloped Gaea, whence humans analogously held hostage linkedin among fellow Earthlings freezing, frost bitten, gangrenous hominids scurrying haphazardly searching vainly from shelter ring sky (with mother's little helper) each primate scrambling (as unrepentant, recalcitrant outlier) once (what seems millenniums ago) livingsocial jackknifed habitat fractured, essentially damning Crispr bungled ambition grist for raconteur spewing sought aide telling tales amidst the mill by Ponderosa Pine drawing a crowd of curious onlookers, who forewent idling away time structured existence, thus, nary a clock watcher weathering whims as mother nature doth channel capriciously, felicitously, and indubitably stripped away bow ring pastime asper watching paint dry now tis each man, woman and child to (seeketh dale and hill) to duff fend themselves whereat mortality will steal immoral majority linkedin encapsulated, housed, kindled within luxurious faux existence capitalistic dreams engendered existence fleeced devoid of featherbed, indeed mollycoddled memories yanked wherein current rank and file endowing superlative creature comforts reduce wretched survivors scant band of bare naked ladies beastie boys, foo fighters espying counting crows ready to buzzfeed toe kin *****sapiens bereft, expunged, faux invincibility kickstarting learning basic survival skills forced to rescind twenty first century trappings shifting paradigm sans primacy pitting dishabille helpless imps against killers who do not shrink from ethically principled but give full reign to selfish callous deleterious foibles, gruesome harmful indiscretions sprouting with mushroom rhizome rapidity ousting the omnipresently (well nigh since time immemorial virtues cultivated, futilely integrated, lending oomph residentially, scientifically tendering ubiquitous DNA foisting gabled, heralded, instilled, justified kneaded love thy neighbor motto lyft ting in one fell swoop delicately embroidered, finely graven, heavenly ideals no more patent leather shoes reflecting up nor doodling Yankee staking claim to fame via feathered cap made of macaroni thus such jingoistic, holistic, fabric ripped retroactively ramping atavistic simian base, thus leveling the playing field.