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A Shady Lady's Tactics

For the crime of whining, guilty as charged
But this shady lady's tactics need to be barred
Unfair they are
Lured me into her car
Used me for bumpity bump, my reputation is scarred


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal Date: 5/14/2015 5:46:00 AM Love the crazy stories you tell! This sounds like a true story? If not, you have one wild imagination. Always, Laura Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/14/2015 5:42:00 PM Nope! Never happened to me but I'm still hoping!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman Date: 5/7/2015 8:28:00 AM The way you write... Your reputation is just fine... Silly Bear! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/7/2015 8:33:00 AM Whew!!! What a relief! xxx

Jaycee Cervenka Date: 5/5/2015 4:43:00 PM And I'm sure you hated every minute of it!! LOL~Jan Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/5/2015 6:40:00 PM Yes at first! But then she did some stuff to me and the experience wasn't all that bad!!! Huggsies, Jack xxx

Tim Smith Date: 5/5/2015 2:16:00 PM Your reputation is all you have : )....we believe it was all her fault Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/5/2015 6:38:00 PM IT WAS!!! I had NO idea why she wanted me to get into the back seat!!!

Nandita Das Date: 5/5/2015 9:01:00 AM Hahaha....her tactics suit you fine. :) Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/5/2015 9:21:00 AM Methinks I maybe pushing the bawdy limits with these... what say you? LOL Huggs, Jack xxx

Charmaine Chircop Date: 5/5/2015 8:30:00 AM Lol!!!Ohhh that bum.pity bum p : ) Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 5/5/2015 8:55:00 AM Love bumpity bump!!! LOL Thanks for dropping by my dear sweet Charmaine! Maybe I won't be so naughty next time but I can't promise! Love, Jack xxx