Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Shady Lady's Tactics

For the crime of whining, guilty as charged
But this shady lady's tactics need to be barred
Unfair they are
Lured me into her car
Used me for bumpity bump, my reputation is scarred


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal May 14, 2015 at 5:46 AM Love the crazy stories you tell! This sounds like a true story? If not, you have one wild imagination. Always, Laura Jack Ellison May 14, 2015 at 5:42 PM Nope! Never happened to me but I'm still hoping!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman May 7, 2015 at 8:28 AM The way you write... Your reputation is just fine... Silly Bear! Jack Ellison May 7, 2015 at 8:33 AM Whew!!! What a relief! xxx

Jaycee Cervenka May 5, 2015 at 4:43 PM And I'm sure you hated every minute of it!! LOL~Jan Jack Ellison May 5, 2015 at 6:40 PM Yes at first! But then she did some stuff to me and the experience wasn't all that bad!!! Huggsies, Jack xxx

Tim Smith May 5, 2015 at 2:16 PM Your reputation is all you have : )....we believe it was all her fault Jack Ellison May 5, 2015 at 6:38 PM IT WAS!!! I had NO idea why she wanted me to get into the back seat!!!

Nandita Das May 5, 2015 at 9:01 AM Hahaha....her tactics suit you fine. :) Jack Ellison May 5, 2015 at 9:21 AM Methinks I maybe pushing the bawdy limits with these... what say you? LOL Huggs, Jack xxx

Charmaine Chircop May 5, 2015 at 8:30 AM Lol!!!Ohhh that bum.pity bum p : ) Jack Ellison May 5, 2015 at 8:55 AM Love bumpity bump!!! LOL Thanks for dropping by my dear sweet Charmaine! Maybe I won't be so naughty next time but I can't promise! Love, Jack xxx