A Saint Patrick's Day Memory

Some folks have a problem with authority, legitimate and otherwise, and I have spent a lifetime festering in that group. An event in youth convinced me that big people are no different than little people despite their titles and the homage paid them. The event that changed me was in third grade when a nun asked me if I was cousin to a cardinal in the Catholic Church. She had heard my father, an immigrant blue collar worker, was first cousin to Cardinal Stritch. Little as I was I had no idea but I said I’d ask my father and I did that night at supper. He kept eating his cabbage and potatoes then finally said we were cousins to the cardinal whose people also took a boat from Ireland to America. So I blinked and said to him, “Pa, Sister wants to know why don’t we call Cardinal Stritch and tell him we’re here.” Looking up from his cabbage and potatoes, my father took a sip of tea, shot a laser in my eye, sniffed a bit and said, “Ask the good sister why the good cardinal doesn’t call us.” Donal Mahoney