Joe Flach Poet Limerick

A Risque Limerick - Warning

Women battling the bulge is no surprise
Being looked at on the beach; the ultimate prize
   And when the battle they win
   It causes a grin
To notice a different bulge in the men's levis.

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Sharon Tideswell May 25, 2010 at 8:21 AM LOL, only slightly risque. Great fun, the last line completes your limerick perfectly. Good luck.

Carol Sunshine Brown May 25, 2010 at 7:52 AM Good luck in the contest with this one Joe. Love, Carol

Linda-Marie Sweetheart May 24, 2010 at 7:41 PM Last line definitely a winner and thankxxx for the WARNING... funny..one ... good luck with your risque Limerick...Carolyn will lol.... my entry is appropriately titled...haha.. Bulge to Beauty..kinda fits your last line too... "Sweetheart"

Barbara Gorelick May 24, 2010 at 11:09 AM Shame, shame...shame on you. I loved it. BG

Sean Kelly May 24, 2010 at 9:40 AM Well done Joe . Is that a 501 ?????? Best of luck in the contest ..

Skat A May 24, 2010 at 8:47 AM LOL, JOE, GOOD ONE ABOUT THE WOMEN, LOVED IT,,SKAT

Dr.Ram Mehta May 24, 2010 at 8:38 AM Very hilarious and humorous one

Debbie Guzzi May 24, 2010 at 8:26 AM hahahahaaaaaa ...not naughty at all. Light & Love