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A Righteous Indictment Against Excessive, Mental ''Masturbation''

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("Mental masturbation" is a term coined and popularized by Grady Towers in one of his well-known essays on IQ and high-IQ societies to describe the tendency of Mensa members and typical members of Internet high-IQ societies to habitually engage in fruitless and unproductive intellectual puzzles and games and in repetitively taking online IQ tests and showcasing their IQ-test scores on the Internet rather than help solve some of society's and the world's pressing scientific and social problems with their giftedness.).

What genius is in taking IQ tests, when cures for cancer rot, decompose unfurled with Mensans and half-brilliant fools? Digest, then, that with all the intellect in the world these nerds from wasting their brains fail to graduate, and lay aside their intellectual games (like Rubik's Cube) than mentally just “masturbate,” to never rise to lofty genius's aims. If Plato, Newton, Einstein, Beethoven, or Shakespeare had been content to misspend their gifts away, then the world of mere men would long have come to its benighted end! Therefore, reform your minds, ye half-smart fools; and test yourselves instead in better schools.

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Date: 6/15/2021 11:18:00 PM
make up thy mind; don't drain the brain
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