A Real Charmer

I'm haunted by this image of someone With a smile that lights up the room Colourful teeth that are oh so enticing Often seen riding a broom Legs with knees meet in the middle Big footsies the size of canoes Hair like a mass of squirmy worms Breath smelling a lot like pooh Gangly arms hanging down to her knees Eyes that look in a different directions Gnarly fingers so bent and boney Quite a sight sure gets your attention Forgive me for running off at the mouth T'was an alarming vision I saw A nightmare to end all nightmares for sure A vision of my dear mother-in-law!