A Poetess's Trophy Saga

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      A poetess, so in love with herself,
      Tried to reach her trophy on the top shelf.  
      She fell, split her gold pants!
      Now can't go to the dance.
      To cheer up, bought a hot ticket to France!


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                     July 30, 2020
                     9:30 pm PST
            

         Edited.   July 31, 2020
                      7:30 am PST


Apologies from me, for errors, appreciate correction!
         (my first and last limerick...sorry)

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Date: 7/31/2020 4:56:00 PM
Hi Pangie, had a good laugh with this one... pride goeth before a split in the pants! Hope you write more limericks, sometimes it's the best way to say something short and funny. Best wishes, friend ~ John
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Date: 7/31/2020 5:52:00 PM
Hey John, pants splitting. ))) wish I could do more but others are sharp as tacks. Mine? Like a balloon with air coming out.*This was a slam poem about arrogant poetesses.)) As I said 2 someone, somewhere. I am quite excellent at doing stand up and improv. But comedy in a "form" is not me. Funny Poems yes. Limericks are like one liners. I couldn't write one to save my life. There is a huge difference between wriiten humor and performance humor. Am good at the latter only. RICO,, Jan, Tom are so excellent at it. Dear friend, thank you for writing this. Hope you understand me. Humor to me is close to jazz that us improv and bounced off a live audience. I shine under these circumstances. Silly Pangie xx
Date: 7/31/2020 8:46:00 AM
Lol! Panagiota, I enjoy the limerick form. I enjoyed yours as well. You did well, don’t let this be your last. Have a wonderful day;-) Alexis
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Panagiota Romios
Date: 7/31/2020 8:52:00 AM
Hi Alexis..,glad to know you liked it. Will keep what you said in mind.))) Had a big donut and coffee for breakfast. Wonderful. I rarely do this. So it was fun! Panagiota xx
Date: 7/31/2020 7:08:00 AM
Pangie, I love great limericks and this is a GREAT one! First time I've seen a limerick from your very prolific quill! You done good! Bob
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Panagiota Romios
Date: 7/31/2020 7:49:00 AM
Tom Cunningham, Rico and Jan Allison are three masters of limericks here. Will leave it to them to right them....See my comment to Tom, below. Thank you for being so kind to me. Pangie xx
Date: 7/31/2020 1:54:00 AM
Once you start doing these you won't stop, ooh la la. Tom
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Date: 7/31/2020 7:32:00 AM
Hello Tom, Have decided to never pen another!-)) there are others here far ahead of me in this form. I feel totally at ease being funny in person. But stilted and artificial in writing them. Pangie xx
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