A Peaceful Pub

Shawn walked in the local pub
and sat down by McGee
Shawn spoke softly in his ear
But McGee did not agree

He shook his head and waved his drink
As his voice was getting loud
When McGee insulted Shawn
It silenced the whole crowd

McGee slurred out one insult
followed by another
while knocking back another pint, said
"I Slept with your dear mother"

The crowd wide eyed and wondering
That sure would make Shawn mad
But Shawn just took him by the arm, said
" You're drunk, let's go home Dad "
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Allison Avatar
August 13, 2016 at 7:11 AM
ha ha ha great one Jerry the ending sure made me LOL:-) hugs jan xx7
Turner Avatar
August 11, 2016 at 7:19 AM
So hilarious Jerry. That McGee is a real character! Thanks for today's laugh.
Curtis Avatar
August 11, 2016 at 7:24 PM
Thanks Dan for the Laugh----'cause when you laugh---it makes me laugh !
Smith Avatar
August 11, 2016 at 7:14 AM
Lol....love it
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