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A Peaceful Pub

Shawn walked in the local pub and sat down by McGee Shawn spoke softly in his ear But McGee did not agree He shook his head and waved his drink As his voice was getting loud When McGee insulted Shawn It silenced the whole crowd McGee slurred out one insult followed by another while knocking back another pint, said "I Slept with your dear mother" The crowd wide eyed and wondering That sure would make Shawn mad But Shawn just took him by the arm, said " You're drunk, let's go home Dad "

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 8/13/2016 7:11:00 AM
ha ha ha great one Jerry the ending sure made me LOL:-) hugs jan xx7
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Date: 8/11/2016 7:19:00 AM
So hilarious Jerry. That McGee is a real character! Thanks for today's laugh.
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 8/11/2016 7:24:00 PM
Thanks Dan for the Laugh----'cause when you laugh---it makes me laugh !
Date: 8/11/2016 7:14:00 AM
Lol....love it
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