A Peaceful Pub

Shawn walked in the local pub and sat down by McGee Shawn spoke softly in his ear But McGee did not agree He shook his head and waved his drink As his voice was getting loud When McGee insulted Shawn It silenced the whole crowd McGee slurred out one insult followed by another while knocking back another pint, said "I Slept with your dear mother" The crowd wide eyed and wondering That sure would make Shawn mad But Shawn just took him by the arm, said " You're drunk, let's go home Dad "