A Pain In My Side (An Adam and Eve Story)

I've often wondered for many years Why you've been a pain in my side The serpent said you'd be like God But I hate to tell you......he lied And what's the deal with that fig leaf? It's getting shorter everyday It's a good thing we're all alone here For what would the neighbors say I work all day naming the animals While you stare at the sunsets and cry I come home and wanna eat dinner But I'm getting tired of that apple pie You're gonna have to quit spoiling Abel You're making his brother mad Keep it up, and you're gonna find out Cain's gonna do something bad You let our home get kinda messy And it happened just like I predicted Our landlord just wasn't happy at all And now you've got us evicted But I still love you, with all of your faults And you're the greatest wife of all You've made me the happiest man on earth For I don't have a mother-in-law Dedicated to my wife Rhonda