A No Poem Poem

I couldn't think of a poem today But still felt the need to write So as not to disappoint myself I took these random thoughts from deep within my mind And placed them in some sorta order So that they would rhyme** How come Hippopotamus is only one of us And Hippopotami is more Whenever it is that I say my It's I, me, mine, not four If it's raining cats and dogs Is it safe to go outside And are they chasing their own tails As they're falling from the sky Do butterflies Spread well on toast And if they do Which ones would be used the most What jelly or jam Would best compliment If you preferred the Giant Monarch For it's majestic stance If we were all The same color blue Would what I did or how I lived Still bother you Just a few random thoughts I felt the need to say Since I could not find a poem In which I could write today