A Muskrat Is On My Porch Today

A muskrat is on my porch, sneaking around. 
I have caught a glimpse of parts of it, but today I saw it.
In its ugly wholeness. Except maybe it is not a muskrat.
There is no ugly muskrat-like tail.

It is as big as two rats, big ones, and it has dark fur.
The fur looks a little scruffy. It is short and fat.
I did not see its eyes, but I saw its corpulent body as it ran.
Not off the porch but toward the screened in porch where it lives.

That is great news, as this is where the dog-door is also.
It is not a muskrat anymore, because I looked it up.
It is a groundhog, which might explain the burrow holes in my porch.
I have put a live trap out with oranges, but it is too smart for the trap.

I said to my husband, why are the dog and cat allowing this to be here?
They get too much food, he told me. They have their little friends.
I looked at the opossum and the raccoon, feeding on cat food. 
“Is that right?” I asked them. They both sneered, ignoring me too.
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Bangalee Avatar
January 8, 2019 at 10:08 PM
tame animals are quaint friends of this life/ beautiful poem
Krutsinger Avatar
January 9, 2019 at 1:06 AM
We have woodland animals greeting us daily.
Dietrich Avatar
January 8, 2019 at 9:40 PM
so funny picturing this. True tale? I remember seeing the raccoon stealing my father in law's cat's food!!
Krutsinger Avatar
January 8, 2019 at 9:46 PM
We have an average of six critters on our porch nightly - seven if you count the headless mouse.
Rodrigues Avatar
January 8, 2019 at 1:06 PM
Open borders...just kidding...lol!
Krutsinger Avatar
January 8, 2019 at 9:47 PM
They could not be much more open. We have a DOG door with a mere flap. We need live traps inside the house.
Kiser Avatar
January 8, 2019 at 5:26 AM
Yeah, everybody eats! Really though, sneering at the hand that feed them? Ugh! How rude! Cute poem.
Krutsinger Avatar
January 8, 2019 at 9:47 PM
I know. They are so cocky and comfortable here. I dare not open a cookie wrapper as they all recognize the sound now.
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