Jan Allison Poop Limericks Contest June 22, 2023
For months I've been away from the Soup And I just learned about all the scoop Contest on crap and farts From smelly body parts Toilet humor all 'bout making poop Wife got mad when I forgot to flush She yelled at me then gave me a brush She told me that unless I clean up my own mess I'd have to poo outside in the slush Do not insult me with your yapper I know I've never seemed quite dapper My turds never smell sweet They stink more than my feet When I take a mid-morning crapper
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