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Jan Allison Poop Limericks Contest   June 22, 2023

A Morning Crapper - Poop

For months I've been away from the Soup And I just learned about all the scoop Contest on crap and farts From smelly body parts Toilet humor all 'bout making poop Wife got mad when I forgot to flush She yelled at me then gave me a brush She told me that unless I clean up my own mess I'd have to poo outside in the slush Do not insult me with your yapper I know I've never seemed quite dapper My turds never smell sweet They stink more than my feet When I take a mid-morning crapper
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Legros Kelley Avatar
June 28, 2023 at 12:27 PM
They say that laughter is the best medicine Mark, and oh my gosh!!! Unless you have an overdose of course! I could die laughing right now, you are SOOOO funny!!! I can't stop laughing!
Goldsmith Avatar
June 23, 2023 at 12:30 PM
A fun/creative write. Do you enjoy house cleaning??? Want to do my house??? $0.50 an hour, OK??? Hahaha... Have a fun day writing away..................
Koplin Avatar
June 26, 2023 at 10:22 AM
Thank you, Paula.
Kitchin Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Mark, Ha ha ha, I enjoyed your limericks.
Koplin Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Hey Tania. I’m glad you did. Thanks!
Blown Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 3:06 PM
...if there be some mo(u)rning crap....per poop....then...hmmmm...read elsewhere? .....stan : )
Koplin Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Not a chance! Don’t mess with where I take a crap or what I do when taking it. Thanks
Lane Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 1:51 PM
I can only shake my head over the influence Jan is having on our writing. lol You gave her three ridiculously gross ones and she'll love them!
Koplin Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Lol Lin. It was worth the visit to the soup today to write these for Jan. Thanks.
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