Andrea Dietrich Poet Limerick

A Model Named Connie-For Contest

There once was a model named Connie
who wanted her skin to be tawny.
She took the wrong stuff,
so now she’s Miss Tough!
Her arms and her legs became brawny.

Feb. 20, 2016
* The rhyming vowel of COnnie and tAwny are the same in American English

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Poet Destroyer A March 15, 2016 at 12:12 AM Andrea, Congrats on your limerick win. Luv ~LINDA~

Paul Callus March 7, 2016 at 11:23 AM A sure winner:) I will not say I told you so...but I did! Congratulations!!! ~ Regards // paul

Beautiful Scars March 7, 2016 at 10:39 AM Andrea, you are always so clever and silly! congrats on your placement in the contest! -luloo *Smiles*

Teddy Kimathi March 7, 2016 at 5:53 AM Hahahahaha.....can't stop laughing.... Congrats for your WIN Andrea!!! ;-)

John Lawless March 6, 2016 at 9:17 PM Ya gotta read the labels for the "side effects"....Congrats on your placement. methinks it should have been higher.

Janice Canerdy March 6, 2016 at 8:35 PM This is a good one, Andrea! Congrats on your win. Janice

Eileen Manassian March 6, 2016 at 8:31 PM Hey you!!! Been here before...back to congratulate you on your fine win! :) You rock!

Eve Roper March 6, 2016 at 8:17 PM haha... nice write, Andrea, congratulations on your limerick win a 7 :) Hugs Eve

Susan Gentry March 6, 2016 at 8:11 PM Ahhh poor Connie... Congratulations on your win. :)

Sandra Haight March 6, 2016 at 7:52 PM Ha, Ha, good one, Andrea! Congrats on your win. Hugs, Sandra

Sarita Milliner March 6, 2016 at 7:44 PM Oh My!! Good one Andrea!! Congratulations on the win!

Jan Allison March 6, 2016 at 6:07 PM Great humour Andrea congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Walker February 22, 2016 at 6:07 PM Great laughing material.

Lindsay Laurie February 22, 2016 at 6:03 PM Hello Andrea ... Connie should have gone to specsavers - thanks for the giggle Andrea - Lindsay

Matthew Anish February 21, 2016 at 9:26 PM Good luck in the contest! I hope you and yours are well. I see pictures of women like that at times. I worked with a personal trainer about a year ago but have now become a little lazy. Time to get back on a health routine! Peace & Love Matthew Anish

Demetrios Trifiatis February 21, 2016 at 7:19 PM Hilarious, my friend, Andrea! Still laughing!

Tim Smith February 21, 2016 at 6:03 PM funny...

Paul Callus February 21, 2016 at 1:15 PM I suppose she had to change jobs, from modeling to wrestling:) A very good limerick which I will be seeing again on the winners' list! // paul

Carrie Richards February 21, 2016 at 12:48 PM Ha!! Have you ever tried those "tanless" suntans in a bottle? Once I did....and I looked like I had eaten too many carrots!!! Cute one, Andrea!!

Eileen Manassian February 21, 2016 at 5:03 AM Great stuff here, Dear. How DO you come up with them....I don't know! :) I enjoyed this, but feel bad for poor Connie....being brawny ain't too great!

Brian Davey February 21, 2016 at 3:36 AM Very funny Limerick Andrea you should do well in the contest as usual

Kevin Fairbrother February 21, 2016 at 3:20 AM Love this one Andrea, good luck in the contest, cheers Kev