A Minnow In My Soup

Waiter waiter!
look!

	but monsieur
	you ordered a minnow soup, n'est pas?

Waiter waiter
Not one swimming 
around in my soup
a brown minnow full of brown poop


I don't want minnow poop
in the soup

why look, its a bald beady eyed minnow
waiter! I swear this minnow is drunk


	ah Monsieur, we give all our minnows wine
	before death

Waiter now I know why Greeks
throw dishes at walls

I swear than damn minnow tried to write
a poem, what gaul!

Plato must be going mad
in his grave

	 Monsieur , can we offer you some Coock & Hen whiskey
	to drown out this bad taste?

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Date: 5/2/2020 12:20:00 PM
"Not one swimming around in my soup a brown minnow full of brown poop I don't want minnow soup in the poop" ... parts of this feel like Dr. Seuss. You're a bizarre one, Art ... but thanks for the chuckle.
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Date: 11/12/2019 5:00:00 PM
Unfortunately small fry always become insignificant in world politics, unless they are given some importance in order to be used as pawns! Regards // paul
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Date: 3/28/2019 2:31:00 AM
This is the most perfect waiter! "ah Monsieur, we give all our minnows wine before death" Wow!
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Date: 3/25/2019 10:20:00 PM
G'day Arthur … enjoyed your poem, and it posed a question. Do sardines get gutted before being tinned? Oh well, I'm still here if not - thank you Arthur - Lindsay
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Date: 3/25/2019 12:52:00 AM
hahahaha.... I do bet that minnow was seeing cock-eyed, to much wine in the soup for the minnow
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Date: 3/24/2019 11:18:00 PM
No minnow poop soup! Lol! This is funny Art :)
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Date: 3/23/2019 5:50:00 AM
ha ha ha :-) and I got pooh-em of the day for my poopy poem, I'm lost for turds lol lol:-) hugs jan xx
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