A Million Dollar Bill

Have a million dollar bill in my hot little hands When I present it to cashiers, they poop in their pants A promotional gimmick But ever so realistic When they threaten to call the police, I'm gone in a glance
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Cunningham Avatar
May 20, 2019 at 9:03 AM
Oh so you're rich, 'Im glad we're friends lol. Good day Jack
Ellison Avatar
May 20, 2019 at 9:53 AM
Good morning dear Thomas! Actually, I'm writing this from a prison cell!!! LOL
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 20, 2019 at 8:37 AM
Lol! Too much fun ;) We have a couple fake fives stuck on the fridge. Good morning sweet Jack! Hugs! xomo <3
Ellison Avatar
May 20, 2019 at 9:52 AM
As a graphic designer, I was able to create a million dollar bill with great accurately and believable! Should have seen the look on some of the cashiers' faces!!! Actually, it's bloody illegal to recreate money, it had my picture on it!!! OOOOEEEE! Was never arrested though! LOL Good morning my love... Happy Jack XOX
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