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A Load of Old Balls - Bawdy Limerick Now a Collaboration

An old scholar called Mi Balls Hung Lo
Wished he could put his gonads on show
His poor wife got quite mad
But his daughter said “Dad…
just remember to add a big bow”

By Jan Allison 

Now Hung Lo was really Gung Ho.
He had his big bow now in tow.
The new goal he set
was somehow to get
little Mister Happy to grow.

By Dale Gregory Cozart

Dolly Parton said, "Hey there Hung Lo!"
"Why don't you appear on my show?"
"While we're on the air
we'll show our two pair,
It might make your wee Happy grow."

Dolly said to Lo on a dare:
"Would you show off your pair?
I'll show mine
They're very fine
but not all covered with hair!"

By Lim'rick flats aka John Wulf

Lil' Mister Happy wanted to grow
So he could become part of the show
But overshadowed a tad 
by the two giant gonad
Now so sad is Mi Balls Hung Lo.

by John Gondolf

To cheer him up they took sad Mr. Hung lo
To a place for encouragement to grow
Down they did jut
A poem for each nut
Mr. happy stood up tall for the show

By Pat Adams

Just woke up to this gorgeous day
What joy, think I'll go out to play
In my skivvies I will
Oh what a thrill
Tiptoe through the tulips twittering away

By Jack Ellison (My Poetry Soup Brother)

When Mi balls hung lo joined the nomads
Something happened to his small gonads,
the further they would go
much bigger, they did grow,
So he now uses them as knee pads,

Due to drinking the milk of the Yak
his large gonads started to shrink back 
the more milk he did drink
more his gonads did shrink
problem was they were turning jet black.

By Roy Pett

PLEASE SOUP MAIL ME YOUR POEM AND I WILL ADD IT TO THE COLLABORATION 


10-04-17

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Jack Ellison October 5, 2017 at 10:01 AM Hi Sis!!! Sweet of to add the brother thingy!!! Loads of love dear Jan!!! xxxxxx Jack Ellison October 5, 2017 at 3:29 PM Send me a pic!!! lol Jan Allison October 5, 2017 at 10:59 AM hee hee we are Allison and Ellison and we have matching beards lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison October 5, 2017 at 6:34 AM Fun stuff! Will add one in a bit!!! LOL Love, Bro!xxx Jan Allison October 5, 2017 at 6:37 AM hee hee hee I thought it would appeal to you dear brother Jack lol:-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett October 5, 2017 at 6:00 AM Cor blimey Jan, I love this one ( Mi balls hang lo ) just can't stop laughing, and the add on's are brilliant. :)))) Jan Allison October 5, 2017 at 6:10 AM You are welcome to add on Roy :-) I woke up with the name and silly poem in my head and scribbled it down then went back to sleep - I do worry about my muse lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen October 5, 2017 at 3:56 AM - Always fun to read, Jan ... smiling beads on a string :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison October 5, 2017 at 5:56 AM Thanks so much your poems are always a joy to read Anne Lise :-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso October 4, 2017 at 9:49 PM Another great series of hilarious poems! Jan Allison October 5, 2017 at 2:41 AM You can always add one Arthur :-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich October 4, 2017 at 5:41 PM Oh, Jan, you are at it again. Finally got some time to read these but now am scurrying to get done so I can make dinner. The fun just never ends!!! These were very entertaining Jan Allison October 4, 2017 at 5:43 PM You can add a poem at any time Andrea lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats October 4, 2017 at 3:10 PM Methinks Mr. Hung Lo could use a wheelbarrow! Giggle-icious ~ j Jan Allison October 4, 2017 at 4:52 PM LOL John, there was a comic strip character called Buster Gonad and he transported his in a wheelbarrow lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich October 4, 2017 at 11:34 AM I have to teach now and just saw his contest was CLOSING very soon. OH my, I got in like a blink!! Will come back to this! Jan Allison October 4, 2017 at 11:44 AM I hope he doesn't judge it on your short poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith October 4, 2017 at 10:28 AM Have you been listening to AC/DC ....hahalarious Jan Allison October 4, 2017 at 11:25 AM Lol I should be clever and say yes it was let's get it up I heard ... but no purely from my weird imagination when I woke this morning lol. Dale has mailed me a poem please join in the madness to make it a collaboration:-) hugs Jan

Russell Sivey October 4, 2017 at 8:53 AM Ha! How cleverly put together my friend! "...add a big bow!" how funny that is! I'm still giggling over here! Thank you for the good laugh Jan! What a fun limerick, Great Work!! Jan Allison October 4, 2017 at 8:59 AM Thanks Russell I woke up with this silly idea of the name Mi Balls Hung Lo and wrote a silly poem around it :-) hugs jan xx