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An old scholar called Mi Balls Hung Lo Wished he could put his gonads on show His poor wife got quite mad But his daughter said “Dad… just remember to add a big bow” By Jan Allison Now Hung Lo was really Gung Ho. He had his big bow now in tow. The new goal he set was somehow to get little Mister Happy to grow. By Dale Gregory Cozart Dolly Parton said, "Hey there Hung Lo!" "Why don't you appear on my show?" "While we're on the air we'll show our two pair, It might make your wee Happy grow." Dolly said to Lo on a dare: "Would you show off your pair? I'll show mine They're very fine but not all covered with hair!" By Lim'rick flats aka John Wulf Lil' Mister Happy wanted to grow So he could become part of the show But overshadowed a tad by the two giant gonad Now so sad is Mi Balls Hung Lo. by John Gondolf To cheer him up they took sad Mr. Hung lo To a place for encouragement to grow Down they did jut A poem for each nut Mr. happy stood up tall for the show By Pat Adams Just woke up to this gorgeous day What joy, think I'll go out to play In my skivvies I will Oh what a thrill Tiptoe through the tulips twittering away By Jack Ellison (My Poetry Soup Brother) When Mi balls hung lo joined the nomads Something happened to his small gonads, the further they would go much bigger, they did grow, So he now uses them as knee pads, Due to drinking the milk of the Yak his large gonads started to shrink back the more milk he did drink more his gonads did shrink problem was they were turning jet black. By Roy Pett PLEASE SOUP MAIL ME YOUR POEM AND I WILL ADD IT TO THE COLLABORATION 10-04-17
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