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A Little Food For Thought

I will now present some food
For thought to all of you
My dear soup friends

 I hope that you won't sling
Toward me angry hurtful words
I'm just trying to have some fun
It's your mind I want to bend

Why do turds and bananas
Both have Tapered ends

Why aren't bras called booby traps
Can a snowflake have a twin

Does a stitch in time mean
Someone fixed the tear

Do people from P.E.T.A.  Get upset
When it rains cats and dogs

When they made the number 8
 Did they glue two 3's together

I hope you've enjoyed this food
For thought, now I leave you with 
one more treat; is grass really green
In the summer or is it just the
Reflection from the trees

Copyright © Edward Mccall | Year Posted 2017

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Maria Williams Date: 7/23/2017 3:12:00 AM I really enjoyed this fun read Edward.I have always pondered the expression 'raining cats and dogs', wonder how that came about?? You are right PETA would not be too happy, ...Maria Login to Reply Edward Mccall Date: 7/23/2017 8:46:00 AM Good morning Maria, thank you for your kind comment this morning. Glad to hear you enjoyed it that was my sole purpose to bring a smile to the people who read it. Thank you again for your visit and have a blessed day.

Akkina Downing Date: 7/18/2017 10:29:00 AM I love it (^_*) definitely got me laughing. Good one my friend, I most certainly enjoyed it :) hugs... Kina Login to Reply Akkina Downing Date: 7/18/2017 8:37:00 PM Lol! I know I figured that, no worries here :) Edward Mccall Date: 7/18/2017 6:19:00 PM I'm sorry Kina I meant to say I'm glad it made you laugh but my phone decided to say left. Edward Mccall Date: 7/18/2017 11:59:00 AM I'm so glad it made you left Kina and I'm so happy to hear you enjoyed it. You always leave such fun and uplifting comments thank you so much have a blessed day and hugs back to you. {:-)

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/16/2017 7:21:00 PM these were really cute thoughts, and I see you got the queen of poop poetry very pleased with the bananas line! (she is my friend and likes her title as queen!) Good one, Edward! Login to Reply Edward Mccall Date: 7/16/2017 8:38:00 PM Thank you Andrea I'm glad to hear that you liked my little snippets of food for thought. And I'm glad I was able to make your friend happy. Thank you so much for your visit and have a blessed day

Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2017 12:39:00 PM ha ha ha the banana line got me laughing and as for the booby traps that was perfect Great humour and I thoroughly enjoyed your poem:-) thanks for making me smile:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Edward Mccall Date: 7/16/2017 6:44:00 PM Thank you so much Jan and for your kind comments. I'm happy that I got to make you smile that's one of my goals every day to try to make someone smile. Thank you again for your visit hugs and smiles back at you. xx {:-)