A Little Alliteration

A little alliteration by a long shot speaks so loud. Metaphors muddle my mind And silly similes stymie the sentence. A terrible trope takes too much of my time g Tiberius is my tag and title My nom de plume is a personal platitude personified Better *****es badger me with their bared bosoms A curious cacophony controls my cochlea Demanding drugs and daffodils Eventually ephemeral earth will evince my effervescence Freakin' phantom fear will appear Had enough, Harry? Or do you just ejaculate jocularity? O K - I'll specially spare you the shroud of St. Sebastien And say Adios, amigo; ta ta to you, see ya, Zebra; good-by, sweety-pie So long saintly Samuel, take care, Virginia Dare And that's the way it is, my miz Amen and au-revoire.