A Limerick

She demands you address her as Ms
and claims the same talents as Hs
but when in the toilet
it’s drop it or soil it
she still has to sit down to Ps
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Nance Avatar
July 21, 2018 at 7:22 AM
lol grats on your win
Dietrich Avatar
July 19, 2018 at 12:17 AM
macho macho man.... GREAT limerick, John. Congrats on your win. I really do like this one.
Roper Avatar
July 17, 2018 at 9:15 PM
Congratulations on your great well written win, John, so very witty :) enjoyed reading. Hugs Eve
Gentry Avatar
July 17, 2018 at 8:54 AM
Lol! Wasn't expecting that! Congratulations on your win. :)
Allison Avatar
July 16, 2018 at 4:53 PM
great to read this one again John, Many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
Canerdy Avatar
July 16, 2018 at 3:14 PM
This is FUNNY, John. CONGRATS! Janice
Cozart Avatar
July 16, 2018 at 11:16 AM
Very clever indeed! Congrats.
Devonshire Avatar
July 16, 2018 at 11:15 AM
Really enjoyed this poem, John. The competition was stiff. To make it in the top four, the poem had to be very funny and yours was. Congratulations!
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March 31, 2014 at 10:33 PM
JOHN, NICE SEEING YOU ON ANDREA'S WINNING LIST... Congratulations!!! LUV*LINDA
Merryman Avatar
March 31, 2014 at 5:46 PM
Made me chuckle! Congrats on your win, John! Love, Kim
Roberts Avatar
March 31, 2014 at 3:10 AM
Lol ... congrats John ....Seren
Jerden Avatar
March 30, 2014 at 7:08 AM
Well done! Congratulations on a top placement! Cheers, Roy
Mehta Avatar
March 30, 2014 at 6:08 AM
It's Sunday and happy to enjoy the fun and humor. Congrats on the win, john
Dietrich Avatar
March 29, 2014 at 9:39 PM
gosh, I could have sworn I had read one similar to this by another poet here but it is yours in my contest and i LIKES it lot!! Congrats to you.
Allison Avatar
March 16, 2014 at 3:18 PM
made me chuckle - the last part reminds me a little of my poem 'just because i said I do' Jan x
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