A Limbug

Recently lims have been flowing thick and fast What is this, a limbug has invaded my lovely big ass It's fine and dandy Like Christmas candy Tis the season for joyous giggles unsurpassed

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Judith S

Date: 12/19/2017 12:01:00 PM

Wow Jack!! I miss a couple of days and there's oodles to read!!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/19/2017 2:56:00 PM

Oodle yourself silly!!! Missed ya great big bunch Miss Judith! Busy time of the year eh!!! Lovesies, Jack xxx

Silent One

Date: 12/16/2017 8:24:00 AM

Jack woke up feeling fine and dandy. Began to guzzle tons of candy. But to his utter shock, his head began to rock! Chocs were full of whiskey and brandy!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/19/2017 2:53:00 PM

ME TOO! Think we're outnumbered by a wide margin!!!

Silent One
Date: 12/16/2017 10:01:00 AM

I am teetotal lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/16/2017 9:38:00 AM

Seems like you may have had some experience on the subject!!! LOL

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/16/2017 8:08:00 AM

Five lims a day — the beast!//That's a silly limburger feast//From the frozen north//many burst forth//Jackie — maestro of mirth from the East. INVADE ON JACKIS KHAN!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/16/2017 9:36:00 AM

Tis Jackith Khan!!! And will, it's all I know AND you, my good buddy sure aren't no slouch at it too! YEE HAW!!!

Silent One

Date: 12/16/2017 8:08:00 AM

Haha... keep up with the sweet limericks!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/16/2017 8:41:00 AM

Have no choice!!! Don't know none of that there fancy poety stuff! You my friend are a super duper whizz poet guy SO and I bow to you my good friend!!!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 12/16/2017 7:56:00 AM

Oh Pops, ! :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/16/2017 8:36:00 AM

This "Pops" thing is bringing me back to reality!!! LOL Love ya dear Mo!!! Have a super Saturday... xxx