A Limbug

Recently lims have been flowing thick and fast
What is this, a limbug has invaded my lovely big ass
It's fine and dandy
Like Christmas candy
Tis the season for joyous giggles unsurpassed

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Judith S

December 19, 2017 at 12:01 PM

Wow Jack!! I miss a couple of days and there's oodles to read!!!!

Jack Ellison

December 19, 2017 at 2:56 PM

Oodle yourself silly!!! Missed ya great big bunch Miss Judith! Busy time of the year eh!!! Lovesies, Jack xxx

Silent One

December 16, 2017 at 8:24 AM

Jack woke up feeling fine and dandy. Began to guzzle tons of candy. But to his utter shock, his head began to rock! Chocs were full of whiskey and brandy!

Jack Ellison

December 19, 2017 at 2:53 PM

ME TOO! Think we're outnumbered by a wide margin!!!

Silent One

December 16, 2017 at 10:01 AM

I am teetotal lol

Jack Ellison

December 16, 2017 at 9:38 AM

Seems like you may have had some experience on the subject!!! LOL

Silent One

December 16, 2017 at 8:08 AM

Haha... keep up with the sweet limericks!

Jack Ellison

December 16, 2017 at 8:41 AM

Have no choice!!! Don't know none of that there fancy poety stuff! You my friend are a super duper whizz poet guy SO and I bow to you my good friend!!!

Lim'Rik Flats

December 16, 2017 at 8:08 AM

Five lims a day — the beast!//That's a silly limburger feast//From the frozen north//many burst forth//Jackie — maestro of mirth from the East. INVADE ON JACKIS KHAN!!!

Jack Ellison

December 16, 2017 at 9:36 AM

Tis Jackith Khan!!! And will, it's all I know AND you, my good buddy sure aren't no slouch at it too! YEE HAW!!!