A Lesbian Lover-Don'T Laugh!

Now, I've put a lot of thought Into changing my preference of gender I've never been with a woman They must be more tender My ex thinks I was a swinger Leaving him for parties of sex Thinking about it some time now Trying to get it into text I guess it's worth a try It can't be any worse Then being with men Who try to put me in a hearse Maybe it's a woman That is my final fate There is no man I want anymore They all are jealous and hate My parents looked at me weird As I told them how I felt I thought I loved my ex For his name makes me melt I think he is a fantasy More and more I desire The chance to love a woman An obvious building of fire Not sure what to do now He has put a thought in my head Since he doesn't want to be the one Sleeping in my bed I'm not one for gay bars A sign upon my shirt "I'm a beginner lesbian" I don't want to get hurt I don't know how to touch a woman Although I'm one myself There's a million lessons to learn Knowledge is wealth I guess I could stay celibate Toys can get me by I just want a lover Before I get old and die. Have any thoughts I go on vacation soon Maybe someone can go with me Making love under the moon Well, there it all is A piece of my life Please feel free to comment For I'm no longer his wife