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A Lapse In My Brain

Oh, Sir, surely you must be mistaken For I have every precaution taken To never allow a ticket to go into arrears Hearing of these arouses my deepest fears Thinking I must have a lapse in my brain No, no! It cannot be this sorry refrain I have never felt such a betraying kiss As this, that I might have been remiss Failing to pay a debt you say that I owe Alas! I shall have to check my finances, tho’ I’m sure I’ll find that these have been paid I quite remember on the hall bureau, I laid … Uh, … I remember writing the payment drafts To the DMV … yes, the DMV … oh, drats, But did I forget to put them in the mail? Give me my license, I’ll send them without fail!
THIRD PLACE WINNER Written February 1, 2022 especially for “DMV” Poetry Contest sponsored by Matt Caliri

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Date: 2/20/2022 10:20:00 AM
Congrats, Milt. Made me laugh! Bill
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 2/22/2022 5:10:00 PM
Good! Then my poem achieved its purpose. Thanks, friend.
Date: 2/15/2022 11:05:00 AM
Hope you are enjoying your break Milt - I'm enjoying your poetry :) Cheers - Gary
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 2/22/2022 5:11:00 PM
Just got back home this evening, Gary. Had a wonderful time. Thanks.
Date: 2/15/2022 10:33:00 AM
Your poem was so witty...sorry, I forgot what I was going to say...a little lapse today. Such fun Milt, congrats on your win.
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 2/22/2022 5:11:00 PM
Thank you so much, Greg, it happens to the best of us!
Date: 2/15/2022 7:52:00 AM
Hi Milt, You penned a good one for the contest theme. Congratulations on a well-deserved win. Have a nice day -Alexis
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 2/22/2022 5:12:00 PM
Thank you so much, Alexis.
Date: 2/15/2022 1:38:00 AM
Brilliant and as witty as all your writes, Milton. Big congrats on your 3rd place win! Charlie
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 2/22/2022 5:12:00 PM
Thank you, Charlie. You are so kind!
Date: 2/14/2022 8:52:00 PM
Wow! Congrats! Thanks for sharing this. God bless you.
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Date: 2/14/2022 7:49:00 PM
Hilarious, J. Milton. You won't fool anyone at DMV which we lovingly call the DMZ in our town, but you set our eyes afire. Great response to the prompt. Congratulations.
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Date: 2/14/2022 11:09:00 AM
Great Job!! Congratulations!
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Date: 2/14/2022 10:43:00 AM
This would be a tough subject for me to come up with a poem for but you give an excellent example of how it’s done. Congratulations on your wonderful second placement Milton. Happy Valentine’s Day. Blessings xxoo
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Date: 2/14/2022 9:51:00 AM
Milton, this is a real HOOT! CONGRATS on your podium win. Last line--a great wrap-up. Janice
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Date: 2/14/2022 9:18:00 AM
Excellent work getting 3rd place in my DMV contest!
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Date: 2/3/2022 8:02:00 AM
I like your end rhymes. They worked well together Hank.
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 2/3/2022 8:53:00 AM
Thanks. Now if I can only scrape together the money to pay those old fines! LOL
Date: 2/2/2022 10:43:00 AM
Yes, a little white lie or two to try to dismiss a ticket, but they usually see right through it as they have heard it all. A nice entry for the contest Milton. Blessings xxoo
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 2/2/2022 10:48:00 AM
Thank you, Connie. I am hopeful....
Date: 2/2/2022 4:37:00 AM
Well penned Milton, I like the ending, the check's in the mail!
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 2/2/2022 9:00:00 AM
For some reason, I don't think this ploy would work, but it was worth a try, and it rhymed well. (chuckling)

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