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A Lady From France

There once was a lady from France Who always went around with no pants So popular was she Started charging a fee Each time she went pee on the plants

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Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/16/2019 8:27:00 AM

No pants lol, what about gusts of wind (the weather kind)

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/16/2019 8:37:00 AM

Glad you specified Mr. Thomas!!! LOL

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 3/16/2019 7:58:00 AM

Lol! Did you know, up until recently, there was still a rule in the books in Paris stating that women were forbidden to wear pants... It was rescinded after being published as fact in the John's Bathroom Reader ;) Good morning dear Jack! xomo <3

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/16/2019 8:03:00 AM

You know I was just about to move to France until I read about the fact in John's Bathroom Reader!!! Good morning sweet talented Mo!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX