A Kiss Under the Mistletoe

When I look into a crystal ball
These are some things that I see	
Hearing loss will be my down fall
And my wife won’t listen to me

Look up dear, its mistletoe
Please to give this gal a kiss?
What’d you say, you miss my toe
And you’d like to reminisce?

Oh my goodness, see their tree
And the lovely treats to eat?
Now why on earth did you ask me
If I want to greet your feet?

I just heard the whistle blow
So I’ll think I’ll have some tea
Why didn’t you say there’s mistletoe
I’ve been saving a kiss for thee.

12/15/13
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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December 26, 2014 at 9:43 PM
DAVID, CONGRATULATIONS on having a top win in the kissing Mistletoe contest... Love LINDA
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
December 19, 2014 at 8:34 AM
Congratulations David, it's been so long since I've been here, I'm feeling guilty xx
Gorelick Avatar
December 17, 2014 at 6:10 PM
Cute as can be..congrats. BG
Mehta Avatar
December 17, 2014 at 4:30 AM
I enjoyed the humor in the write, congratulations on the win, David
Allison Avatar
December 16, 2014 at 4:42 PM
loved the humour - many congrats:-) Hugs Jan xx
Deschler Avatar
December 18, 2013 at 7:55 PM
A very sweet and fun poem to read! Very clever work, David. I wish you the best of luck in the contest!...Thank you for the great comments. I appreciate it very much!
Flannery Avatar
December 16, 2013 at 8:02 AM
Very cute and funny poem David. Enjoyed the lightheartedness and the subtle truths. Great job!
Kelley Avatar
December 15, 2013 at 8:22 PM
haha, this is a great read! Happy Holidays David
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December 15, 2013 at 3:55 PM
David, this is terrific! I thoroughly enjoyed reading this humorous Christmas poem! Great work! Love, Kim
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