A Kiss Under the Mistletoe

When I look into a crystal ball
These are some things that I see	
Hearing loss will be my down fall
And my wife won’t listen to me

Look up dear, its mistletoe
Please to give this gal a kiss?
What’d you say, you miss my toe
And you’d like to reminisce?

Oh my goodness, see their tree
And the lovely treats to eat?
Now why on earth did you ask me
If I want to greet your feet?

I just heard the whistle blow
So I’ll think I’ll have some tea
Why didn’t you say there’s mistletoe
I’ve been saving a kiss for thee.

12/15/13

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 12/26/2014 9:43:00 PM
DAVID, CONGRATULATIONS on having a top win in the kissing Mistletoe contest... Love LINDA
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Date: 12/19/2014 8:34:00 AM
Congratulations David, it's been so long since I've been here, I'm feeling guilty xx
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Date: 12/17/2014 6:10:00 PM
Cute as can be..congrats. BG
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Date: 12/17/2014 4:30:00 AM
I enjoyed the humor in the write, congratulations on the win, David
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Date: 12/16/2014 4:42:00 PM
loved the humour - many congrats:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/18/2013 7:55:00 PM
A very sweet and fun poem to read! Very clever work, David. I wish you the best of luck in the contest!...Thank you for the great comments. I appreciate it very much!
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Date: 12/16/2013 8:02:00 AM
Very cute and funny poem David. Enjoyed the lightheartedness and the subtle truths. Great job!
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Date: 12/15/2013 8:22:00 PM
haha, this is a great read! Happy Holidays David
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Date: 12/15/2013 3:55:00 PM
David, this is terrific! I thoroughly enjoyed reading this humorous Christmas poem! Great work! Love, Kim
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