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A Hole In His Shoe

A proud golfer found a hole in his shoe
He wasn't sure what he really should do --
   He chanced upon a sharp nail
   His other shoe he impaled --
"Yahoo!" he cried. "I've made a hole in two!"


                  
               July 02, 2019
Entry: Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest
           Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Alexis Y. Date: 7/10/2019 3:43:00 PM Lol! I found to be clever and funny! Well done. Congrats on your win in the contest:-) Alexis Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/10/2019 4:04:00 PM Thanks for the feedback, Alexis! :) gw

Robert Johnson Date: 7/10/2019 10:43:00 AM Congrats on your birdie, eagle, or double eagle, what ever the case may be Gershon. :) And congrats on your win in this contest. Well done. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/10/2019 12:21:00 PM Sounds like you know a thing or two about golf there, Leslie. Actually what I shot was a wounded duck -- but as long as it goes in the hole... LOL. Thanks for the support! Appreciated. Best wishes, gw

Line Gauthier Date: 7/4/2019 3:19:00 PM Back with congrats on your hole-in-two, Gershon. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/4/2019 4:44:00 PM Giggle. (Hole-in-two actually makes me giggle). Thank you, Line!

Jan Allison Date: 7/4/2019 11:42:00 AM I wish you could see my smile on seeing your win GW!!!! many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/4/2019 12:38:00 PM And once again, congrats to you on your trophy win in Tania's contest, O 'Queen of the Bawdy Limerick!!' :) gw

Caren Krutsinger Date: 7/4/2019 11:03:00 AM Congratulations Gershon on your win! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/4/2019 11:07:00 AM Appreciated, CK. :) gw

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 7/4/2019 10:52:00 AM LOL! ;D Love the symmetry <3 Congrats on your win my dear Wolf Man, xomo! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/4/2019 11:06:00 AM Thanks for noticing, Maureen. Appreciated. :) gw

Charles Messina Date: 7/4/2019 9:13:00 AM This is hilarious Gershon. Congratulations on your win. Charlie Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/4/2019 10:53:00 AM Thank you, Charlie. And top congrats to you, my friend, on your trophy win in Tania's contest with that hilarious iguana masterpiece. Way to go! :) gw

Kim Rodrigues Date: 7/4/2019 9:05:00 AM LOL! This one made me laugh! Great! Congratulations, Gershon! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/4/2019 10:52:00 AM Thank you, Kim. And congrats to you too on your win in Tania's contest. Way to go! Best wishes, gw

Tania Kitchin Date: 7/4/2019 8:59:00 AM Gershon, congratulations on your win in the contest with this clever and funny gem! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/4/2019 10:52:00 AM Tania, thank you for stopping by, and thank you for sponsoring this wonderful contest. :) gw

Panagiota Romios Date: 7/3/2019 12:19:00 PM You're hysterical,y funny! Panagiota Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/3/2019 1:24:00 PM Glad you find the hole in two humorous, Panagiota. Thanks for letting me know. Appreciated. ~ gw

Lindsay Laurie Date: 7/2/2019 7:57:00 PM G'day Gershon … enjoyed your wit with this entertaining limerick Gershon - thank you - Lindsay Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/2/2019 9:38:00 PM Glad you liked this holy write, mate! Here's to you! ~ gw

Line Gauthier Date: 7/2/2019 5:47:00 PM Clever, Gershon. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/2/2019 7:29:00 PM Clever as ever out on that golf course... :) gw

Heidi Sands Date: 7/2/2019 4:56:00 PM You are writing some fun, funny poems Gershon. Well done :) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/2/2019 5:31:00 PM I'm so glad you like the limericks, Heidi. Makes my day! Thanks for the feedback. Appreciated... ~ gw

Jan Allison Date: 7/2/2019 4:20:00 PM such clever humour you made me giggle GW:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/2/2019 4:29:00 PM Oh, good. The more giggles, the merrier! Thanks for the feedback, Jan! :) gw