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A Giggle In Your Old Gazoo

My goal each day is to put a smile on your face And a giggle in your old gazoo Don't ask me where your gazoo is located I think it sounds naughty, don't you! Well now that I've got your attention, my friends Welcome to my place in the Soup Usually giggles with some love stuff mixed in Sometimes I even talk about poop! Censors are always on the alert for some smut But I disguise it with some serious stuff If you read between the lines you'll find it there As I sit here typing in the buff! Hey I just thought of where your gazoo could be If I can just get by these old censors It's just a bit below the centre of your yahoo And it's held up by your suspenders! Well, if all of a sudden my name disappears From the member list on the Soup I'll be sitting here lonely, please drop me a line I promise not to talk about poop! © Jack Ellison 2013

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Date: 11/5/2013 12:46:00 PM
Just read your bio..you're one heck of a guy....famous and I didn't even know it...now I'll be nervous.....:(
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Date: 11/5/2013 4:28:00 PM
Aw shucks, t'weren't nothing special! Did I ever tell you how sweet I think you are... no?... okay, you is one sweet lady, Donna dear Donna!!! xoxoxoxoxox
Date: 11/5/2013 12:44:00 PM
Yaa heeee.....fun fun.....:-) :-) :-) :-)
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Date: 11/5/2013 4:26:00 PM
That's what I like to see!!!! Happy, happy, happy... fun, fun, fun! Love and big hugs, xoxox
Date: 11/3/2013 2:28:00 PM
KENNY!!!!! If you talk about poop Teach will have to think of an appropriate punishment. Keep YOUR GAZOO safe!! Had a depressing evening, Jack. Needed the giggles....Thanks...xo
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Date: 11/3/2013 3:18:00 PM
Awww don't like to hear that... but happy I made you giggle! Tomorrow is another day filled with promise! Love and big smackers... Kenny xoxoxxo
Date: 11/3/2013 9:44:00 AM
JACK, you're killing me, I am cracking up. You are so brilliantly funny.
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Date: 11/3/2013 10:10:00 AM
WOWERS! You is a one sweet lady my dear Gwen... much much appreciated! xoxox
Date: 11/3/2013 9:04:00 AM
Keep doing what you're doing on here. Few can do it so well. You're so awesome.
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Date: 11/3/2013 9:08:00 AM
This is a mutual admiration society my friend! Woo Hoo!!!!!
Date: 11/3/2013 8:44:00 AM
Dragon says who are you kidding... You'll always be talking about poop... LOL... By the By... I'm now 42 + 19 years old... Love it ... when it destroys young one's minds! They can't do math without a calculator... And hey! My hair was down my back to below my butt till I was 25... Many... Many... years ago. PS: Dragon says he's 91- 89... LOL
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Date: 11/3/2013 8:56:00 AM
Had to get my calculator out... that makes you 93??? Damn calculator... think I need to have looked at!!! Love ya nice lady xoxoxox

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