A Funny Do Is a Funny Don'T

Don't laugh at people
You may laugh at yourself
Didn't I say "yourself"?
Do you take things literally?
Are you liberal?
It depends on what you are asking
Liberty - yeah
Money - no
So are you a conservative then?
Money - no
Liberty - yes
True to form
What form are you talking about?
My form or your form?
Are you touchy on some subjects?
Why?
Who is touching you?
Come to the rescue
Are you a little riding hood?
No a wallflower
Gee
Why do you say so yourself?
Why shouldn't I?
Who would say for me?
Tough as a nail are you?
No tough as mashed potatoes
I can be eaten
Haha
Are you done with all this bull s?
Why?  Are you done with yours?
Time for number one
What's that?
Can you wait?
I am doing number two
Too much bsssss
I am going to bed
Good may the bug bite you
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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