A Fitting Target

On the course at Coomealla where the Murray River wends,
Golfers hit their balls and miss the kangaroos,
Now their aim is not to hit them where a fairway shot extends,
For a wayward shot can see us golfers lose.

We had walked our way around the course and had two holes to play;
Kenny James with me, and slowcoach Timmy Wright,
We were lucky ‘cause there’s not a ‘kangar’ in the way,
But the clubhouse balcony is in our sight. 

It isn’t only kangaroos that tend to be a target causing strain
That makes the likes of Timmy’s golfing crook,
He find’s the red gums and the black box, time and time again
When playing shots not written in the book. 

So for half our day out on the course we’re hunting Timmy’s ball
In amongst the drying grass and brittle bark,
But today he’s concentrating better and we wonder after all 
If we can make the clubhouse before dark.

We’re starting to get fidgety with Timmy stalling on this hole,
Where the clubhouse balcony has come in sight,
For Timmy’s looking up and down, and measuring control,
Then checking if the wind direction’s right.

But Ken got really narky, and then he pointed at the tee,
Shouting “Tim, for God sake have a swat!” 
Tim looked toward the balcony, “The wife is watching me, 
So my swing has got to make the perfect shot”.

Ken looked up at the balcony, and scratched beneath his chin, 
I could see his mathematic mind in gear,
At first he shook his head and then he added with a grin,
“Forget it mate, you won’t hit her from here!”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Nunez Avatar
June 28, 2015 at 11:03 AM
Interesting twist, Lindsay. Seems we're on to the wives lately?
Laurie Avatar
July 6, 2015 at 1:52 AM
Ah no Kim... annoying wives can have dangerous consequences. The old saying 'happy wife happy life' is oh so true and therefore what I put up are quickly put aside (I hope) - catch you soon Kim - Lindsay
Fisher Avatar
June 18, 2015 at 7:58 PM
Great story here Lindsay. Not too wise to get chippy with your wife.
Laurie Avatar
June 20, 2015 at 11:46 PM
Don't worry David, my wife was safe. I could never hit anything I was aiming at - thanks mate - Lindsay
Wigley Avatar
June 18, 2015 at 12:15 AM
Another quality piece of storytelling, Lindsay. All of my finest efforts in golf have been in the nineteenth. Regards, Viv
Laurie Avatar
June 20, 2015 at 11:45 PM
Hey there Viv... I'll tell the truth. The only time I've picked up a golf club was by mistake. I played cricket... the bat's wider and the ball's bigger, and it comes at you; you don't have to chase it. The nineteenth hole is the only one that interests me too - Lindsay
Dietrich Avatar
June 15, 2015 at 10:05 PM
awesome twist at the end. I saw it coming!!! that's just how my mind thinks!
Laurie Avatar
June 20, 2015 at 11:41 PM
G'day Andrea... ah well; all great minds think alike Andrea. Thanks for reading my silliness - Lindsay
A  Avatar
June 15, 2015 at 2:23 AM
thank you for sharing the story
Laurie Avatar
June 20, 2015 at 11:38 PM
Hello SKAT... it's a pleasure. Thanks for dropping by - Lindsay
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