A Deadly Weapon

Sometimes I fart like an AK-47 People run for cover in fear With panic on their distorted faces They can tell my end is near Not from a fear of death they run It's the indescribable odour Something must have died in there Smells like a backend loader No need to fret no need to worry An air freshener should do the trick If that doesn't work maybe try Burning some incense sticks Bottom line is, it's all about bottoms And mine's the one in question The AK-47 thing is meant to alleviate Unwanted traffic congestion! © Jack Ellison 2012