Mike Hauser Poet Rhyme

A Day In the Life

I start chugging Red Bull
From the moment I get up
Popping B12 vitamins 
Like they were candy drops

Chase it down with Mountain Dew
Love the way it sparkles green
Also doesn't hurt to have
A little caffeine in between

After my mid-morning snack
Of chocolate covered coffee beans
And after the unfortunate incident
With that screaming elevator scene

I head off to Starbucks
Where it is that I do lunch
You know it doesn't hurt to have
A little afternoon pick me up

I head back to the office
Where we have our last meeting
But not before I get into
One more screaming elevator scene

When I finally do get home
And the cat jumps in my lap
We snooze in my recliner
Cause we both love to relax

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Cheryl Hoffman April 13, 2018 at 9:25 AM Lol, this reminds me of an old SNL skit where Chris Farley is in a restaurant and they ran out of coffee to serve…Needless to say he goes ballistic being he's a coffee addict! A funny caffeinated one Mike!~Che :)