A Day In Court

Lenny the lizard went to court due to his misdemeanor. He was given 2 days in the cell awaiting trial. On the trial day he went before the judge. Your honor, I plead guilty to my charges but I asked you to go easy with my penalty. ‘Why should I favor you’ asked the judge. Lenny replied, I can’t keep my mouth shut. and the judge said, ‘you won’t get anywhere today unless you do’ ‘you will get 5 days and then probation’ ‘now what do you say about that’? the lizard open his mouth and struck out his tongue ‘you’ll never learn, now you’ll get have 5 more days’!