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A Date With a Vampire

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Our vampire nurse is really good, So expert at taking my blood, From her mouth there hangs, Two pearly white fangs… She licks her lips.. I knew she would! 11/18/20

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Emilia James

Date: 12/1/2020 2:18:00 PM

Will now look at the blood nurse more cautiously lol, enjoyed your fun write, Emilia : )

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 11/22/2020 9:50:00 AM

This is great Jan - I do enjoy your fun limerick and your pics are always spot on. Well penned my friend, you are blessed with great humor that makes us all smile and laugh and your bawdy ones are my faves. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 11/20/2020 9:22:00 AM

When I have to go to the vampire nurse, I hold my breathe praying her bite won't hurt. She gleams when she sees, The blood from veins stream, And laughs out loud with each scream and each curse.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2020 1:04:00 AM

Wish i could fave comments, yours is a gem:-) hugs jan xx

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 11/19/2020 6:26:00 PM

Funny one, Jan: Your humor is a blessing. SuZ

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2020 1:03:00 AM

I use humour to get me through the toughest times and try and make others smile:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 11/19/2020 4:29:00 PM

G’day Jan … it’s bad enough having mozzies and leeches stealing our blood let alone agreeing to a fanged princess getting pleasure out of it - thanks for the warning Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2020 1:02:00 AM

Thanks Lindsay i must do a poem about her name - i have her permission... she is Mrs Looney:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 11/19/2020 11:47:00 AM

ha! very funny one, jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2020 1:01:00 AM

One of the tests has shown something up but I am told its not urgent and awaiting a phone consultation... will see if i can do a poem when i have my ultrasound lol:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 11/19/2020 11:34:00 AM

Mrs. Looney must croon quite a tune! You can bank on it! Well done, Jan! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2020 1:00:00 AM

thanks Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 11/19/2020 10:08:00 AM

Ah, the taste of blood! This is a really cute limerick, Jan. Enjoyed!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2020 3:35:00 PM

Thanks Carolyn:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/19/2020 1:51:00 AM

Make sure you eat lots of garlic, that'll send her packing lol. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2020 3:35:00 PM

lol:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 11/18/2020 6:06:00 PM

Ooohhhh. This one is delicious with salt.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2020 1:07:00 AM

shes begging for my blood lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/18/2020 5:28:00 PM

You mean to tell me that your vampire nurse was not wearing her mask! Are her fangs two meters long at least?! lol. Thanks, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2020 1:07:00 AM

LOL GW we are lucky here we have no social distancing and no neither of us were wearing masks:-) hugs jan xx

Simon Hamill

Date: 11/18/2020 5:13:00 PM

Hi jan.i have given that much blood these last few years ,it's cured my phobia.lol.cheers.simon

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2020 1:06:00 AM

I have no fear now it has taken many years to get to the stage i can go alone:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/18/2020 3:54:00 PM

Hi Jan, Great title and content. Your Limerick isn't what I expected, but I enjoyed it just the same. I still don't like needles. I just turn my head or close my eyes. Nurses can be friendly vampires:-)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/18/2020 4:25:00 PM

I suffered from needle phobia for many many years now I am able to go in on my own and have no nerves:-) hugs Jan xx

Liam Mcdaid

Date: 11/18/2020 3:32:00 PM

smiling the two fangs jan a blood thirsty piece

Jan Allison
Date: 11/18/2020 3:36:00 PM

Thanks Liam, I have suffered from needle phobia from a teenager but i have over come it over the last couple of years and i go in on my own with no fear:-) My vampire nurse is so lovely:-) hugs Jan xx