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A Date With a Vampire

Our vampire nurse is really good,
So expert at taking my blood,
From her mouth there hangs,
Two pearly white fangs…
She licks her lips.. I knew she would!

11/18/20

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2020

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Emilia James Date: 12/1/2020 2:18:00 PM Will now look at the blood nurse more cautiously lol, enjoyed your fun write, Emilia : ) Login to Reply

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 11/22/2020 9:50:00 AM This is great Jan - I do enjoy your fun limerick and your pics are always spot on. Well penned my friend, you are blessed with great humor that makes us all smile and laugh and your bawdy ones are my faves. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer. Login to Reply

Beryl Edmonds Date: 11/20/2020 9:22:00 AM When I have to go to the vampire nurse, I hold my breathe praying her bite won't hurt. She gleams when she sees, The blood from veins stream, And laughs out loud with each scream and each curse. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/21/2020 1:04:00 AM Wish i could fave comments, yours is a gem:-) hugs jan xx

Suzanne Delaney Date: 11/19/2020 6:26:00 PM Funny one, Jan: Your humor is a blessing. SuZ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/21/2020 1:03:00 AM I use humour to get me through the toughest times and try and make others smile:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 11/19/2020 4:29:00 PM G’day Jan … it’s bad enough having mozzies and leeches stealing our blood let alone agreeing to a fanged princess getting pleasure out of it - thanks for the warning Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/21/2020 1:02:00 AM Thanks Lindsay i must do a poem about her name - i have her permission... she is Mrs Looney:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 11/19/2020 11:47:00 AM ha! very funny one, jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/21/2020 1:01:00 AM One of the tests has shown something up but I am told its not urgent and awaiting a phone consultation... will see if i can do a poem when i have my ultrasound lol:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 11/19/2020 11:34:00 AM Mrs. Looney must croon quite a tune! You can bank on it! Well done, Jan! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/21/2020 1:00:00 AM thanks Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 11/19/2020 10:08:00 AM Ah, the taste of blood! This is a really cute limerick, Jan. Enjoyed! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/19/2020 3:35:00 PM Thanks Carolyn:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 11/19/2020 1:51:00 AM Make sure you eat lots of garlic, that'll send her packing lol. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/19/2020 3:35:00 PM lol:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger Date: 11/18/2020 6:06:00 PM Ooohhhh. This one is delicious with salt. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/19/2020 1:07:00 AM shes begging for my blood lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 11/18/2020 5:28:00 PM You mean to tell me that your vampire nurse was not wearing her mask! Are her fangs two meters long at least?! lol. Thanks, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/19/2020 1:07:00 AM LOL GW we are lucky here we have no social distancing and no neither of us were wearing masks:-) hugs jan xx

Simon Hamill Date: 11/18/2020 5:13:00 PM Hi jan.i have given that much blood these last few years ,it's cured my phobia.lol.cheers.simon Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/19/2020 1:06:00 AM I have no fear now it has taken many years to get to the stage i can go alone:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 11/18/2020 3:54:00 PM Hi Jan, Great title and content. Your Limerick isn't what I expected, but I enjoyed it just the same. I still don't like needles. I just turn my head or close my eyes. Nurses can be friendly vampires:-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/18/2020 4:25:00 PM I suffered from needle phobia for many many years now I am able to go in on my own and have no nerves:-) hugs Jan xx

Liam Mcdaid Date: 11/18/2020 3:32:00 PM smiling the two fangs jan a blood thirsty piece Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/18/2020 3:36:00 PM Thanks Liam, I have suffered from needle phobia from a teenager but i have over come it over the last couple of years and i go in on my own with no fear:-) My vampire nurse is so lovely:-) hugs Jan xx