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A Date With a Vampire

Our vampire nurse is really good,
So expert at taking my blood,
From her mouth there hangs,
Two pearly white fangs…
She licks her lips.. I knew she would!

11/18/20

humorouslimerick

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Emilia James

December 1, 2020 at 2:18 PM

Will now look at the blood nurse more cautiously lol, enjoyed your fun write, Emilia : )

Jennifer Proxenos

November 22, 2020 at 9:50 AM

This is great Jan - I do enjoy your fun limerick and your pics are always spot on. Well penned my friend, you are blessed with great humor that makes us all smile and laugh and your bawdy ones are my faves. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Beryl Edmonds

November 20, 2020 at 9:22 AM

When I have to go to the vampire nurse, I hold my breathe praying her bite won't hurt. She gleams when she sees, The blood from veins stream, And laughs out loud with each scream and each curse.

Jan Allison

November 21, 2020 at 1:04 AM

Wish i could fave comments, yours is a gem:-) hugs jan xx

Suzanne Delaney

November 19, 2020 at 6:26 PM

Funny one, Jan: Your humor is a blessing. SuZ

Jan Allison

November 21, 2020 at 1:03 AM

I use humour to get me through the toughest times and try and make others smile:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

November 19, 2020 at 4:29 PM

G’day Jan … it’s bad enough having mozzies and leeches stealing our blood let alone agreeing to a fanged princess getting pleasure out of it - thanks for the warning Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison

November 21, 2020 at 1:02 AM

Thanks Lindsay i must do a poem about her name - i have her permission... she is Mrs Looney:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

November 19, 2020 at 11:47 AM

ha! very funny one, jan!

Jan Allison

November 21, 2020 at 1:01 AM

One of the tests has shown something up but I am told its not urgent and awaiting a phone consultation... will see if i can do a poem when i have my ultrasound lol:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

November 19, 2020 at 11:34 AM

Mrs. Looney must croon quite a tune! You can bank on it! Well done, Jan! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison

November 21, 2020 at 1:00 AM

thanks Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

November 19, 2020 at 10:08 AM

Ah, the taste of blood! This is a really cute limerick, Jan. Enjoyed!

Jan Allison

November 19, 2020 at 3:35 PM

Thanks Carolyn:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

November 19, 2020 at 1:51 AM

Make sure you eat lots of garlic, that'll send her packing lol. Tom

Jan Allison

November 19, 2020 at 3:35 PM

lol:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

November 18, 2020 at 6:06 PM

Ooohhhh. This one is delicious with salt.

Jan Allison

November 19, 2020 at 1:07 AM

shes begging for my blood lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

November 18, 2020 at 5:28 PM

You mean to tell me that your vampire nurse was not wearing her mask! Are her fangs two meters long at least?! lol. Thanks, Jan.

Jan Allison

November 19, 2020 at 1:07 AM

LOL GW we are lucky here we have no social distancing and no neither of us were wearing masks:-) hugs jan xx

Simon Hamill

November 18, 2020 at 5:13 PM

Hi jan.i have given that much blood these last few years ,it's cured my phobia.lol.cheers.simon

Jan Allison

November 19, 2020 at 1:06 AM

I have no fear now it has taken many years to get to the stage i can go alone:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

November 18, 2020 at 3:54 PM

Hi Jan, Great title and content. Your Limerick isn't what I expected, but I enjoyed it just the same. I still don't like needles. I just turn my head or close my eyes. Nurses can be friendly vampires:-)

Jan Allison

November 18, 2020 at 4:25 PM

I suffered from needle phobia for many many years now I am able to go in on my own and have no nerves:-) hugs Jan xx

Liam Mcdaid

November 18, 2020 at 3:32 PM

smiling the two fangs jan a blood thirsty piece

Jan Allison

November 18, 2020 at 3:36 PM

Thanks Liam, I have suffered from needle phobia from a teenager but i have over come it over the last couple of years and i go in on my own with no fear:-) My vampire nurse is so lovely:-) hugs Jan xx

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