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A Current News Spawn

I found a sphinx in my backyard
And a manatee turned up dead
I raised a flag, all went to one knee
A hissing package fell on my head!

I was harassed by a baby squirrel
My turkey got doubled up tariff
DNA linked me to a cold case crime
Now I have to talk to the sheriff!

A child prodigy gets to stay
I lost at chess, so now I'm gone
My pregnant wife's hooked on opioids
My life is a current news spawn!

Copyright © Pat Adams | Year Posted 2018

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Sunlite Wanter Date: 8/11/2018 5:57:00 PM Get away from that TV, Pat!!!! Your world's a funny place! Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 8/12/2018 7:10:00 AM Yep!!! Never a dull moment!!!...........80)

Sand Blown Date: 8/11/2018 5:47:00 PM lol...good one Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 8/12/2018 7:09:00 AM I appreciate that!!!...Have a good one!!.........pat

Line Gauthier Date: 8/11/2018 5:47:00 PM Wow - lots going on at your place, Pat! LOL Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 8/12/2018 7:08:00 AM I know right?!!...........80)