A Country Song Gone All Wrong

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I want so bad in Casarah’s pants
She said I had to offer up some romance
Off we went to a local dance
I bought her a flower, a beer, and a Big Mac too
She said not quite enough but it will have to do

So in my truck that has no doors
I apologized and said no seat, its on the floor
She smiled and sat, I gathered in anticipation
Of having me in her bedroom a waiting
Little did I realize I'd wish to be vacating

We arrived at her home, at half past twelve
She said grab a beer, cause my hubby is here
I said what the hell, your hubby you say?
She said, why yes where else would he stay?
So I grabbed a beer thinking ok this is a wee bit *****

I was confused, I will tell you that
Her hubby smiled at me like a dirty rat
He had some rope and a little duct tape
This sure wasn’t what I figured on this ol date
From bad to worse, I resigned myself to fate

She calmly said, what could you have possibly thought?
I brought you here, for our pleasures of naught
We will tie you up and start the game
We are the masters, and you have no claim
Now what’s a little pain? so please, don’t try to abstain

Tied and bound what could I do?
They had their pleasures without further adieu
I did the dishes, the vacuuming and the laundry too
Not an easy task tied in ropes by those two
Broken and tormented and tired as heck

I soon plotted my escape up north to Quebec
This Gothic nightmare must come to and end
Else these two satins will drive me round the bend
So I unbound the ropes holding me so tight
Managed to escape into the dark frigid night

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 2/14/2016 10:18:00 PM
Thanks for the recent visits to my poems by the way. I may not respond immediately, but all in good time :)
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/14/2016 10:21:00 PM
No need for thanks, and no worries, just great to know so many nice people here!
Date: 2/14/2016 10:17:00 PM
Just when I thought you couldn't get zanier!! This was a lot of fun (but I think a lot more disturbing). I'm really having trouble trying to figure out which makes me cringe more though ... this poem, or that picture of the man in the pink I was forced to look at! You have humor that's right up my alley ... (JUST the alley, mind you)...
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/14/2016 10:20:00 PM
LOL dont worry, Wont ever be me in pink like that, just my crazy sense of humor!!!!
Date: 2/2/2016 6:41:00 PM
Funny, offbeat, intelligent--just excellent. I see you've done some interesting political pieces as well, which is also right up my alley. I gotta spend about an hour or three reading through this trove you have here.
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/12/2016 9:03:00 PM
Thank you so much Brian, yes I am all over the map so to speak!
Date: 2/1/2016 5:10:00 PM
I sent you soupmail.
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/12/2016 9:03:00 PM
Yes I will Marry you!!!! kidding
Date: 2/1/2016 5:08:00 PM
hahahahahahaha so so funny xoxoxox
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/12/2016 9:02:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed!
Date: 2/1/2016 4:49:00 PM
Hi Arthur. Well, that is some crazy dream. I don't know what you take before you go to sleep but I think I'd like to try some. You're getting some pretty good poem material. Made me laugh, my friend. Thanks for sharing.... Robert.
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/12/2016 9:02:00 PM
LOL Thanks Robert, a good stiff shot of Whiskey does the trick!
Date: 1/31/2016 9:37:00 PM
haha... love it Casarah knew what she was doing :)
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 2/1/2016 3:37:00 PM
Thanks Eve, glad I could make you smile!
Date: 1/31/2016 8:15:00 PM
I love it! what an imagination you have my friend, and a genius for storytelling! '...I did the dishes, the vacuuming and the laundry too!' SUPERB!! Best wishes, Keith A 7, and a firm favourite...
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 1/31/2016 8:25:00 PM
That sure was some story telling, cause me doing that is a real stretch! :)
Date: 1/31/2016 8:01:00 PM
oh boy, what silliness ensues here today with you? this is just downright tawdry. hahaha
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 1/31/2016 8:26:00 PM
I am smiling ear to ear here! :)
Date: 1/31/2016 6:46:00 PM
G'day Arthur ... you took a chance Arthur and you cleaned up - good one - Lindsay
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 1/31/2016 7:30:00 PM
well when I though I would clean umm I had no idea it really meant clean up! Thanks! :) Cheers mate
Date: 1/31/2016 9:28:00 AM
Funny, you might want to give up on dating for a while!
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 1/31/2016 7:28:00 PM
LOL Ray, now thats a great idea! Cheers
Date: 1/31/2016 9:19:00 AM
Funny....on your way home can you come clean my house
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 1/31/2016 7:26:00 PM
LOL Tim, if you saw my place you wouldn't be saying that!
Date: 1/31/2016 3:57:00 AM
Oh my word what a creative poem - I'm sure Cas will drop by soon...maybe she's a bit tied up at the moment lol I love the way you built up the tension to the hilarious twist at the end - as for the images - absolutely perfect lol:-) Hugs Jan xx7 & faves
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 1/31/2016 7:25:00 PM
LOL Jan, thanks, was so much fun to write this!
Date: 1/31/2016 2:56:00 AM
Arthur, you went from ahhh sexy, to hilarious, this was such a fun read, well done, dear friend, I enjoyed the read so much !!!
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 1/31/2016 7:24:00 PM
Thank you Broken Wings, I thought this was fun to add a little darkness, a dash of romance and a whole lot of humor!
Date: 1/31/2016 12:51:00 AM
Lol... So you did manage to escape .. : ).Cas will love this. Funny you ! : )
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 1/31/2016 7:22:00 PM
Thanks Charmaine, I am sure she will, this was a lot of fun to do!, I mean the poem, not the housework!!!
Date: 1/31/2016 12:41:00 AM
What an ironically funny Ballad :)! I thoroughly enjoyed your piece Arthur...
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 1/31/2016 7:21:00 PM
Thank you, it was fun to do!
Date: 1/30/2016 11:09:00 PM
Arthur, I must admit I didn't know where you were going with this. However, midway through I began to laugh out loud. I'm sure Cassarah will enjoy very much.Thanks for sharing I really enjoyed the humor is this piece-Alexis
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 1/31/2016 7:20:00 PM
I had no idea where I was going this either! But I did escape!!! :) hugs
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