A Costume For the Cat

A COSTUME FOR THE CAT

Cat, my miniature human,
in a tiny costume of fur,
what would you wear if you would dare
to let such crazy thoughts occur?

Person, I wouldn’t wear your clothes,
or want any closets of shoes.
My own bare paws are fine. You saw 
I don’t get foot blisters like you.

What stubby feet on your costume!
What short-fitting arms and legs, too!
You’d help yourself to things on shelves
if the limbs were lengthened for you.

Person, my person, don’t you see?
Reaching wouldn’t be the same.
Jumping is cool. Then I can rule
from high places. Now that’s my claim!

Kitty, in a costume like mine,
you can go to school, get a job!
Person, dear me! You still don’t see!
Now I don’t mean to be a snob,

but why do that when I’m the queen?
Your job’s to pet and feed me well!
I won’t pretend. I’m glad to spend
my Halloween time as myself!

October 16, 2020
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Kingston Avatar
November 5, 2023 at 7:21 PM
This was so cute and fun to find a few days after Halloween. I have an aunt who just adores her two cats. They are funny ones.They try to " 'outqueen' each other. Who is the boss ? She names one Puss and the other Boots. I want to share this with her. It would make her giggle :) BOO, MEOW!
Fenn Avatar
December 19, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Thank you Marikate. Puss and Boots sound adorable.
Buck Avatar
November 25, 2020 at 2:41 PM
Jennifer: We feed feral cats on our deck. We had one that would step inside if it were raining. He came for over a year. We haven't seen him lately. He's found better treats some where else. Thank you for sharing with all of us on the soup. oldbuck
Fenn Avatar
November 25, 2020 at 3:41 PM
Thank you Old Buck! Great to meet you, and God bless you for feeding the feral cats!
Gondolf Avatar
October 29, 2020 at 5:17 AM
What a cute, creative poem, Jennifer, nicely done. John
Fenn Avatar
October 30, 2020 at 11:43 AM
Thank you John! It’s great to meet you!
Allison Avatar
October 24, 2020 at 4:36 PM
what a fun take on the contest theme, many congrats on your win -) hugs Jan xx
Fenn Avatar
October 24, 2020 at 6:36 PM
Thank you Jan! Hugs right back at ya!
Andresen Avatar
October 24, 2020 at 1:04 PM
- Cute ... Kitty, in a costume like you :) - Congratulations on your win Jennifer :) - // Anne-Lise :)
Fenn Avatar
October 24, 2020 at 6:37 PM
Thank you Anne-Lise! Nice to meet you!
Fowler Avatar
October 24, 2020 at 12:21 PM
Congratulations on the win Jennifer! Linda
Fenn Avatar
October 24, 2020 at 6:38 PM
Thank you Linda!
One Avatar
October 17, 2020 at 2:59 AM
Great entry for this contest..
Fenn Avatar
October 17, 2020 at 3:15 PM
Thank you! I had fun writing it.
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