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A Cooked Goose





When you come home late at night
Open the door and turn on the light
You had better be extremely quite
Or your goodly wife you may excite

And I'm sure she will not be polite
When she orders you out of her sight
There is no use trying to be contrite
The dog will have company overnight

Your goose is well and truly cooked alright

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Michelle Mac Donald

October 7, 2015 at 6:12 PM

What`s up buttercup??????? Ah, I can`t find my question mark on this keyboard, so I borrowed yours, all of them!:) A fun and witty write, Shane.:) I hope this is not for real, or you`ll be sharing that cooked goose with Bowser. S`about time I read and write comments, I'm sorry it took so long.:( I want to read more; so happy to see that you've been busy! Keep well, stay happy! Your friend, Mikki

Jan Allison

August 15, 2015 at 6:57 AM

loved this lighthearted fun write Shane:-) Hugs jan xx7

Eileen Manassian

August 15, 2015 at 12:28 AM

Oh dear oh dear....I'm vegetarian, so.....I can't say cooked goose might taste nice! ;) Good one, Shane.

Theresa Cw

August 15, 2015 at 12:15 AM

You sure painted a pretty picture here of your goose being well cooked. A real good woman and a real good man together can cook great things together under any circumstance. different strokes for different folks. a 7 and a FAV. Theresa

Shane Cooper

August 15, 2015 at 1:05 AM

Thanks for stopping in Theresa, and a special thanks for the fav & 7;this was just a bit of fun. However your are right different stokes..... love Shane xxx