A Christmas Dinner

Christmas day and it's time that we eat.
One more meal and I won't see my feet!
Dad lost sight of his a long time ago.
He's one size away from saying Ho Ho Ho!

After we gorge ourselves it's time for some treats.
I think I got diabetes from my last plate of sweets!
I unbutton my pants as I let out a sigh.
Good thing I'm not Santa or my reindeer couldn't fly.

Now to the tree to hand out our presents.
Feeling like kings even though we are peasants.
The kids are all playing and sharing their toys.
We're bloated and sleepy from our holiday joys.



Dustin Self 11/29/2012 (christmas dinner contest)
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Horne Avatar
January 1, 2013 at 2:58 PM
congrats, my friend - lovely write
Johnson Avatar
December 24, 2012 at 11:59 PM
Congrats on your win Dustin. This was well deserved. "Enjoyed very much. Merry Christmas.
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December 24, 2012 at 5:19 AM
Good morning, Dustin ,, A nice warm congratulations for the very nice win in Francine's "Christmas Dinner with Humor" Wishing you the best holidays to come. Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Love~LINDA
Kendrick Avatar
December 23, 2012 at 6:10 PM
Cute winning work..Got a chuckle..Enjoyed reading this winner...Congrats ..Sara
Gildersleeve Avatar
December 22, 2012 at 5:23 AM
Congrats Dustin for your win. Best wishes for the holidays. Connie
Song Avatar
December 21, 2012 at 6:10 PM
I'll take an invite for next year...this sounds marvelous!! Congrats on your win...humorous and fun! gwendolen
Dietrich Avatar
December 21, 2012 at 4:53 PM
very cute one, Dustin. Big congrats to you in this contest.
Self Avatar
December 21, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Thank you Andrea!
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December 21, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Wonderful memories recalled here, Dustin...a good thing Christmas and Thanksgiving only come once a year or we'd all breaking the bathroom scale!...Congrats on a fine win - Tim
Self Avatar
December 21, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Thanks Tim !
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December 21, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Big congratulations Dustin a superb win love xx
Self Avatar
December 21, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Thank you!
Roberts Avatar
December 20, 2012 at 7:42 PM
Congrats Dustin ...Seren
Self Avatar
December 21, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Thank you!
Johnson Avatar
December 20, 2012 at 7:23 PM
Congratulations Dustin. Great job. Love, Joyce
Self Avatar
December 21, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Thank you!
Lamoureux Avatar
December 20, 2012 at 7:00 PM
Congrats, enjoyed your poem
Self Avatar
December 21, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Thank you!
Roberts Avatar
December 20, 2012 at 6:22 PM
congrats on your second place win in the contest, great job
Self Avatar
December 21, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Thank you!
Mason Avatar
December 20, 2012 at 8:11 AM
Reminds be of a Christmas in Wales. Very nice. Warm thoughts, Ralph
Self Avatar
December 21, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Thank you!
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