A Christmas Dinner

Christmas day and it's time that we eat.
One more meal and I won't see my feet!
Dad lost sight of his a long time ago.
He's one size away from saying Ho Ho Ho!

After we gorge ourselves it's time for some treats.
I think I got diabetes from my last plate of sweets!
I unbutton my pants as I let out a sigh.
Good thing I'm not Santa or my reindeer couldn't fly.

Now to the tree to hand out our presents.
Feeling like kings even though we are peasants.
The kids are all playing and sharing their toys.
We're bloated and sleepy from our holiday joys.



Dustin Self 11/29/2012 (christmas dinner contest)

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Date: 1/1/2013 2:58:00 PM
congrats, my friend - lovely write
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Date: 12/24/2012 11:59:00 PM
Congrats on your win Dustin. This was well deserved. "Enjoyed very much. Merry Christmas.
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Date: 12/24/2012 5:19:00 AM
Good morning, Dustin ,, A nice warm congratulations for the very nice win in Francine's "Christmas Dinner with Humor" Wishing you the best holidays to come. Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Love~LINDA
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Date: 12/23/2012 6:10:00 PM
Cute winning work..Got a chuckle..Enjoyed reading this winner...Congrats ..Sara
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Date: 12/22/2012 5:23:00 AM
Congrats Dustin for your win. Best wishes for the holidays. Connie
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Date: 12/21/2012 6:10:00 PM
I'll take an invite for next year...this sounds marvelous!! Congrats on your win...humorous and fun! gwendolen
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Date: 12/21/2012 4:53:00 PM
very cute one, Dustin. Big congrats to you in this contest.
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Date: 12/21/2012 5:09:00 PM
Thank you Andrea!
Date: 12/21/2012 3:28:00 PM
Wonderful memories recalled here, Dustin...a good thing Christmas and Thanksgiving only come once a year or we'd all breaking the bathroom scale!...Congrats on a fine win - Tim
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Date: 12/21/2012 5:09:00 PM
Thanks Tim !
Date: 12/21/2012 10:35:00 AM
Big congratulations Dustin a superb win love xx
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Dustin Self
Date: 12/21/2012 2:43:00 PM
Thank you!
Date: 12/20/2012 7:42:00 PM
Congrats Dustin ...Seren
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Date: 12/21/2012 2:43:00 PM
Thank you!
Date: 12/20/2012 7:23:00 PM
Congratulations Dustin. Great job. Love, Joyce
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Dustin Self
Date: 12/21/2012 2:44:00 PM
Thank you!
Date: 12/20/2012 7:00:00 PM
Congrats, enjoyed your poem
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Date: 12/21/2012 2:44:00 PM
Thank you!
Date: 12/20/2012 6:22:00 PM
congrats on your second place win in the contest, great job
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Date: 12/21/2012 2:44:00 PM
Thank you!
Date: 12/20/2012 8:11:00 AM
Reminds be of a Christmas in Wales. Very nice. Warm thoughts, Ralph
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Date: 12/21/2012 2:45:00 PM
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