A Case For the Nobel Peace Prize

To President Trump a special thanks : for pulling old glory from Syria's chemical maze for bringing rocket man to the negotiation table perhaps making the 38th parallel just a little more stable. Thanks for fighting for all the babies embattled in the womb for pulling peace, through strength, out of its iron tomb for sealing Uncle Sam's piggy bank to a number of terrorist nations who've threatened us for decades with nuclear annihilation. Thanks for signing into law long awaited prison reform so, a balanced scale of justice will become the blessed norm. Though they call you cold hearted and bold font your many flaws they never mention the giant door and welcome mat in the center of your wall. But in the meantime you need to shut down that big pie hole because all this childish drama is getting a little old!