A Case For Insomnia

It’s Friday night down at the depot,
and it’s closing in on half past four,
the knock off bell won’t send us home …
Friday night it’s the pub we adore.

The pub’s a great place to relax,
and spend valued time with our mates,
where we laugh, and we joke up a treat,
in surroundings imbibing creates.    

But alas there is always somebody,
who is finding themselves in a fix,
they drift off on their own to a corner,
quite depressed and refusing to mix.

Now I’d noticed poor Patrick Dorling,
there looking quite morbid and sad,
sitting alone with glass in his hand,
amid nothing else wishing to add.

So I sidled up close to poor Patrick,
asking ‘what is the matter now Pat?’
Patrick replied, ‘my good wife Mary
has a habit she needs to combat.’

‘I’m finding her restless and angry,
the looks on her face are forlorn,
and I cannot break her out of
staying up until two in the morn.’

‘Good heavens’ I said to poor Patrick,
‘Is her insomnia fairly severe?’ 
‘Oh no’ Patrick downcast shook his head …
‘Mary’s waiting for me to leave here.’

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 3/14/2022 9:43:00 PM
Your punch line has reversed the whole tale upside down ! Appreciate so much your sense of humor dear Lindsay ! :)
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Date: 3/24/2022 5:30:00 PM
Hello Valsa ... I do enjoy writing this style of humour. They never seem to end the way they start out. I'm pleased you like this style - thanks again for commenting Valsa - Lindsay
Date: 9/16/2021 7:10:00 PM
Classic, ever-clever Lindsay humor rendered in exemplary poetic style. You are sooooo gifted, dear Aussie friend. Thank you for all the laughs you have given me over the years. Hugs, Paul
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Date: 9/19/2021 5:59:00 PM
Hello Paul ... it's a real pleasure to put a smile on your face. Sometimes, those who are feeling down find a humorous verse the best medicine of all for a little - thank you once again Paul - Lindsay
Date: 9/10/2021 9:45:00 AM
Oh this is too cute Lindsay. A really good one. Loved it . God Bless, JB
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Date: 9/12/2021 8:06:00 PM
Hello Judy ... to go with the beer, I dare say that hot tongue and cold shoulder are waiting for him - thank you Judy - Lindsay
Date: 9/4/2021 7:31:00 PM
You truly put the 'punch' back into punch lines, Lindsay. Thanks, gw
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Date: 9/6/2021 9:57:00 PM
Hello Gershon ... I think the 'punch' might come from from Mary at 2 a.m. in the morning - thanks Gershon - Lindsay
Date: 9/4/2021 10:57:00 AM
Love the write, poor old Mary waiting up till late, last line is great… Belle
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/6/2021 9:55:00 PM
Hello Belle ... yes, and that's when the trouble starts for Patrick. Pleased you enjoyed this verse Belle - Lindsay
Date: 8/27/2021 12:59:00 PM
Another masterpiece, Mate! Your verse always makes me day! Bob
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Date: 9/6/2021 9:54:00 PM
G'day Bob ... this is a fine comment indeed. It's always better to prescribe laughter than a handful of pills - thanks again Bob - Lindsay
Date: 8/27/2021 12:56:00 PM
A sad case of the blues when husband Patrick is out, Is she worried he won't return, or is she intensely devout? Lindsay, so glad to read your poem - as usual, a great punchline! Hugs blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 9/6/2021 9:51:00 PM
Hello Jennifer ... I think it's more likely to improve her aim with a rolling pen. Thanks for reading and commenting again Jennifer - Lindsay
Date: 8/27/2021 11:35:00 AM
Mary nights ahead! I am waiting to read your poem about Ben Jackson's Heart 4 Ewe . .....Aloha! Rico
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Date: 9/6/2021 9:49:00 PM
Hello Rico ... don't sit up all night waiting for it Rico; ha-ha - Lindsay
Date: 8/27/2021 9:06:00 AM
Lindsay, you've done it again. Good one! Your punch line packs a wallop!
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Date: 9/6/2021 9:47:00 PM
Hello Milton ... I hope it's a harder wallop than the one Mary gives Patrick - thanks Milton - Lindsay
Date: 8/27/2021 12:10:00 AM
Lol, poor old Mary, good one Lindsay. Tom
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Date: 9/6/2021 9:46:00 PM
G'day Tom ... Patrick has turned Mary into a night owl, but not a very happy one - thanks Tom - Lindsay
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