A Billion Reasons to Vote Early

      I tried to vote early
        but the line was so long

      I forgot who to vote for ~
        and wrote in Mao Zedong
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Anaya Avatar
November 6, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Zedong? pronounced Tse-Tung. Congratulations to Donald Trump our President elect! America has voted, let's all show respect. :)
Sands Avatar
November 6, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Lol! Thanks for the laugh Gershon :)
Rodrigues Avatar
November 4, 2024 at 1:46 PM
My husband said he wrote my name in for one of the slots…thanks a lot for putting me in their sights…yikes! Our line was 10 minutes.
Romios Avatar
November 4, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Funny, G, Pangie
Goldsmith Avatar
November 4, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Way tooooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh. Have a blessed day writing away............
Read Avatar
November 4, 2024 at 8:36 AM
You choose the right option, even though old Mao has passed on.
Lawless Avatar
November 4, 2024 at 8:13 AM
well if ya don't vote you sorta give up your right to complain about the results...
Summers Avatar
November 4, 2024 at 7:10 AM
A billion reasons to vote early and two reasons to not vote at all. I’m sticking with my two reasons. John
Conn Avatar
November 4, 2024 at 4:07 AM
One is insult and the other, injury. Both are Progressive Liberals serving hyperinflation to the soon to be starving dependants.
Cunningham Avatar
November 4, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Lol, register to use a postal vote, hope you're keeping well Gershon. Tom
Tor Avatar
November 3, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Ha ha. I guess that's better than Ross Perot and that crazy vice president of his. LOL
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