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A Baseball Fan's Pipe Dream

It is rare when a woman is interested in a ball game. However, your excuse for going is pretty lame. There is not a single fact of baseball you know. You could not tell Babe Ruth from Joe DiMaggio. And that fact unfortunately is just the beginning. Each part of the game is not a “quarter”, but an “inning”. Chalk this one up as another hair brained scheme. The goal you wish to attain is a pipe dream. That is a concrete fact nobody can deny. You wear expensive clothes hoping to catch their eye. Many women would like to be a ball player’s honey. After all, they do make an awful lot of money. Here is something I have to point out that is true. Not one of these players will be interested in you.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 1/11/2012 7:55:00 AM
I am stopping by to thank you for sharing your poetry with us Robert. I would also like to thank you for your kind comments on my poetry. Love, Carol
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Date: 1/9/2012 12:34:00 PM
Is that - walk the walk, not talk the talk? .......George
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Date: 1/8/2012 9:43:00 PM
well well! Robert, I love baseball. If i go to a game"it's for love of the game." Nothing lame;-) I once had a boyfriend (very cute) wink ;-) he played with the Aviators.. now known as the Hooks.. they played against the white sox's once and won. Dumped him long ago. I'm a Chicago Cubs,fan. I have pinstriped shirts, like a goalie & look mighty cute. U R pointing this out to another female. So I will keep my fingers crossed to one day witness a 5 base run hit, batter batter...xox..p.d.
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