A Bad Boy I Could Fix

Used to think I was the crazy one Believing in forever-after-love and a prince But then I began dating frogs And one vampire I thought the vampire would be soft inside A bad boy I could fix He was a terror Showing me that his concept of love was control I barely escaped him But I was no longer happy with frogs either There has to be a giant puppy dog somewhere Who wants to like me I dare not use the word love anymore Believing in forever-after is gone Believing in being rescued is gone Believing in a prince is sheer folly There are crazies out there Crazier than me even Which I dared not think possible Until I met the Vampire