The Tale of a Green Woman

She was a super-healthy woman until she adopted the green diet ... all green: dishes, cutlery, glasses, table, sheets, breads, yogurt ... everything, everything. Green salads were a must. At first as all the results were superb ... she soon acquired a wonderful "HULK" green color when passed on the street they said: - Look, it's Hulk cousin ... - No, it's the Hulk ..! Spending time, she could not walk anymore being so weak green ... when she walked she listened : - Look, here comes the lettuce foot ... and they threw water at her ... poor woman's turned plant, but myrtle, green, dry ... so one day died ... It was not buried normally, because what was human There was nothing left anymore. She was thrown in the trash can.